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talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

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you can't get out that way!

generic-internet-name

that's not very helpful.

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maybe the open window will help.

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try the open window instead.

cloudabserk

grace turns briefly back into his pebble self due to uhhh. tasting a new experimental taumoeba strain

#phm

cherrybeez

pov you are the new farmer

#stardew valley

araneapeixes

I'm afraid I must report I'm obsessed with the wicked movie

#wicked

stonefemmesiren

a lot of you really need to internalize that acting avoidant isn't cute at all and that it will cost you experiences and life outcomes if you don't change course

bird.

Pray for my cat. Nothing wrong with her she's just dumb.

#cat

thecraftgremlin

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

stargirl-and-potts

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

#phm

soundoftheirwings

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

tlbodine

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

creatingblackcharacters

Hi I was wondering if you had any insights or improvements you think I should make to my Black magical girl Tara :)

She's part of a team of 4 and is themed around fluffy dragons :)

Nope, I think she's a delight! I love all of the bright colors!

#colors #isas #for joey

dragon-in-a-fez

ever wandered around in an open world video game and noticed there are no children? no elderly people? no fat people? no one using a wheelchair? no one with a guide dog? this is supposed to feel like a living world and there's so much of life that's just not there

blemgoid

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

bogkeep

Obviously I Was Going To Draw This Flavour Of Vaarsuvius....... these are just test doodles to figure out the design but i like how they turned out

strawberry-crocodile

what they say: "sharks have been around for 400 million years"

what the average person thinks: a continuous line of Great White Sharks stretching back to the Devonian period

what's actually being said: the common ancestor of cartilaginous fish (sharks, rays, chimera, and a number of extinct families) have existed for 400 million years with a huge amount of diversity and lineages of all shapes and sizes that lived, flourished, and died over those 400 million years. a lot of them looked something like a Mako or a Great White.

i-draws-dinosaurs

what they say: "crocodiles are older than dinosaurs"

what the average person thinks: modern crocodiles have looked exactly the same for 250 million years

what's actually being said: the group Pseudosuchia has existed for 250 million years, and includes modern crocodiles but also a wide variety of other forms including entire groups of fully terrestrial to fully marine species. True crocodilians actually didn't evolve until the Late Cretaceous.

what you can say to really break people's brains: "so birds are older than crocodiles"