He, not "it"

"Remind me why I do this again." "Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind." Indie Abe Sapien blog from Hellboy // mix of movie and comic verse. Muse is well over 100 years old, mun is 18+

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Guess who else is seasonal!

I’m sure Elena immediately ate the poor straw Yule goat.

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Send “Don’t touch her/him” to see my muse’s reaction to your muse defending them against a physical threat

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open ;;

“What makes you think that this idea of yours is even going to work?”

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“REMIND ME WHY I DO THIS AGAIN?” “ROTTEN EGGS AND THE SAFETY OF MANKIND”

reboot as of 12/16/15

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The Mignolaverse + That Text Meme, Part 1

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Remind me why I do this again.

Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.

Ah!

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please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is 

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At first I wondered if she was aware she’s a mermaid, then I noticed her shirt. Good.

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first of all, be amazed at my creativity. it took me fifteen minutes to think up of the idea for this graphic and i am proud of myself, ok.

second, i want to thank all of you for following me. it’s been a very short period of time and i’ve already reached over 300 followers, which is incredible. so this is just to show my appreciation and to let you guys know that i have no intentions of unfollowing you anytime soon.

the interns (my bros)

irukas ☣ xdillon ☣ hedonistique ☣ bedeviil ☣ treatmxnt ☣ xprodigium ☣ malignis ☣ mychxice ☣ volatilephoenix ☣ abittangledup ☣ xgoblin

the employees (the ones i stalk or love interacting with)

a-groovymutation  ☢ abenotabraham ☢ acrownofflameforaking ☢ activiist ☢ adamantiumsoldier ☢ adartifex ☢ agaetliga ☢ amazingarachnid ☢ amotherofdragons ☢ amxricanson ☢ angrygreen ☢ apaidprice ☢ applesaxce ☢ aranearum ☢ arrodere ☢ arxneae ☢ astrifer-ous ☢ autisticism ☢ axntmay ☢ badxoy ☢ becomiiing ☢ bestiasx ☢ betmylife ☢ biochemisted ☢ biochxmist ☢ cacumxn ☢ callmeselina ☢ chekovskill ☢ complicatus ☢ concussum ☢ corpys ☢ cursedosborn ☢ cxpt ☢ cxrebral ☢ daddyissuesandadog ☢ daywxlker ☢ devilllish ☢ evessence ☢ feiistypants ☢ felix—fides ☢ fisiis ☢ flxshthompson ☢ gakface ☢ geislun ☢ genxtic ☢ gobliined ☢ goblinschange ☢ gobliophobic ☢ gregoryxhouse ☢ gwendelixn ☢ gwendolynnightengale ☢ gxorgestacy ☢ haroldxsborn ☢ hawkinsflight ☢ hcrrv ☢ incxndia ☢ intxlligent ☢ infiltate ☢ insurrexi ☢ ipsxm ☢ itsmrosborn ☢ keptmyhairshort ☢ kitpitt ☢ learnedskill ☢ legendare ☢ lxgique ☢ magnxto ☢ maledictusbxrn ☢ malifiicus ☢ mechxnic ☢ memorixkvina ☢ metamxrphosis ☢ motherofasgard ☢ mutantism ☢ mxron ☢ neitherfloatnorsting ☢ ofphysics ☢ oldspxrt ☢ onthevxrge ☢ orchestratiions ☢ osbxrn ☢ paranoxa ☢ pitynotawidow ☢ protegerex ☢ prxtocol ☢ quippage ☢ redcrowned ☢ rejuvenative ☢ rnover ☢ rxdbellied ☢ savageclaws ☢ scarredcoin ☢ sciath ☢ scientiist ☢ sciitus ☢ scottiish ☢ scxtt ☢ shieldagentdarcy ☢ singlasses ☢ sirxwatson ☢ soldatzimy ☢ souncivilised ☢ spectrumic ☢ spidervigilante ☢ spxthra ☢ steatotic ☢ svikinnar ☢ teinesmuirich ☢ tentatum ☢ theosbxrncurse ☢ thetruthhasacost ☢ theyoungsir ☢ thxfirst ☢ titaniumallxy ☢ tokillabarton ☢ tomorrowseventstoday ☢ traineddamsel ☢ twxnkie ☢ umbrafatum ☢ viewtokill ☢ wasthatnotprocedure ☢ webdesignxr ☢ webisms ☢ webxslinger ☢ wickedgreensmile ☢ widowx ☢ wingmanriley ☢ winstxn ☢ wordslikeknxves ☢ wxbslinger ☢ wxshful ☢ xaedificare ☢ xmidna ☢ xpraeliator ☢ yesthosetwins

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Abe Sapien #013. Art by Sebastián Fiumara and Dave Stewart.

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this sucks and i am sorry

but dat booty tho

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Few panels from Abe Sapien #15. Art by Juan Ferreyra.

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Juan Ferreyra will be the artist of the Abe Sapien #15 issue!

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Grumpy Abe With A Gun is way up there on my list of people not to meet in an abandoned building at night

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Abe the Total Jerk is my favorite

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the world is too confusing, abe would rather be a tadpole.

(me too, abe. me too.)

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Oh boy, here we go! My version of classic Abe in reverse gender.