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"Carbs after three? I'd rather eat a deep fried vending machine." A blog dedicated to Dance Academy.

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Send me a scene and I’ll make a gif set out of it.

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Christian: I'm really into dark humor

Ben, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?

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Dance Academy as Derry Girls quotes pt 8

[when Petra arrives]

Tara: I’d die for her.

Kat: I think I would too you.

Sammy: Yeah I mean I totally agree, I’d die for her as well but I’m also conscious of the fact that we’ve only known her for like two days.

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Dance Academy as Derry Girls quotes pt 7

Tara: Look at this. (holds up essay) “Suffocation: The Secret Life of a Gay Teenager.”

Grace: *points to Sammy*

Sammy: It wasn’t me!

Tara: A real life lesbian walks among us.

Kat: I don’t really believe in lesbians.

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Dance Academy as Derry Girls quotes pt 12

Grace: You don’t really look gay.

Sammy: What do you mean?

Grace: Just that you’re a bit … short.

Sammy: Well, there’s no height restrictions.

Sammy: As far as I’m aware.

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Dance Academy as Derry Girls quotes pt 6

[dividing jobs to earn pocket money]

Tara: First, we have the tutoring and out of everyone, I thought you might be best suited to that, Sammy, because –

Sammy: I’m the brightest.

Tara: Well, in that conventional sort of way.

Sammy: :((

Tara: There’s also some baby-sitting. The child will be in bed so you should just about be able to manage that, Abs.

Abigail: Thanks. And you should just about be able to manage this. [sticks finger]

Tara: Always the lady.

Tara: There’s also some gardening, mowing a lawn etc. This will require a bit of muscle so … you should take that one, Grace.

Ben: No, it’s a man’s job, Tara. I’m a man.

Abigail: That’s debatable.

Ben: Well, I’m more of a man than Grace.

Grace: I do not accept that.

Tara: Fine. That leaves dog walking and washing a car.

Kat: Is it a Renault Clio?

Tara: No.

Kat: I’ll take the dogs.

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Dance Academy as text posts part 6

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Ben: just found out that the mechanic around the corner from me got arrested for selling drugs.

Ben: So you never really know people do you?

Ben: I've been going to this guy for three years

Ben: And I never knew he was a mechanic

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Help me, Sammy.

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tara: what's the first thing you notice when a guy approaches you?

abigail: the audacity

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I miss you more than life.

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Dance Academy as Bad Education quotes pt 7

Sammy to Christian about Tara: Someone’s in love.

Christian: Shit, maybe I am. Bollocks!

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Tara: Kat, you’ve got an Olympic record.

Kat: I’m the fastest under 18 to finish the Little Chef Olympic Breakfast.

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[at the end of third year]

Ben: No-one splits up this gang! *grabs scissors* Who wants to be blood brothers?

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Tim Pocock as Daniel James King in Godless: The Eastfield Exorcism (2023)

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Omg Tim Pocock is in his daddy era

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Send me a scene and I’ll make a gif set out of it.

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There I said it.

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And that’s on patriarchy bitch