[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[blairwitchh]

this was the best joke of the whole show tbh

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

That’s in the middle of the Civil War

[fuckjerry]

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

[la-plus-heureuse]

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

[artigas]

I was doing my makeup today while my brother was fixing his hair. It was quiet and we were both busy doing ourselves up, but after I put on mascara I noticed that Nico was staring at me. “Did you know that some guys wear mascara?” he said and I was like pfft, yeah, of course, dude. I know guys who put on way more than I do. Nico just nodded and continued with his hair. A few minutes later, he brought it up again. “I know a guy who played in my baseball team that would put on mascara. It was … cool, I guess.” And after a moment of awkward silence, I turned to him and went: “Nico, do you wanna try some on?”

Yep. He did. He told me so after a little bit of asking, but he felt intimidated to try it on himself. So, I grabbed a really natural looking mascara and lightly put on one coat for him. It wasn’t all cute and serene, btw, it was very us (”fuck, don’t poke my eye out, bro” “nico, are you fuckin serious, i’m not gonna” “aaah, fuck, you’re gonna poke me!” “stop moving!”). But afterward he looked at himself in the mirror and was hesitant. He said he didn’t know if he liked it. And i just shrugged because…I guess, I didn’t want him to think anything wild about it. He could wear mascara or not, but I didn’t want him to be insecure about it all the same. “Well, that’s fine,” I said. “It’s no big. You just wipe it off and it’s gone. You want me to pass you a wipe?”

But he kept staring at himself in the mirror and he was like: No, actually…I like it. It makes my eyes pop. Then Nico turned around and waggled his eyebrows at me and went: bitches love my eyes. they won’t stand a chance now.

[artigas]

Today, Nico came into my room while I was doing my nails and he asked me what’s good with my mascara and I was like ???. Anyways, that was his form of asking for mascara again, checking himself out in the mirror for a minute and a half, and finally declaring: “I fucks with how this makes my eyes look”

[edgelord-zuuko]

Yas. Normalize guys wearing makeup

[ruinedchildhood]

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

[froida]

[raychjackson]

Say it ain’t so!!

[perceptur]

[latenights]

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

[slaughterkeys]

[dont-touch-my-juice]

please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend

[jelloapocalypse]

I went to see his most recent tour live and I’m so happy this bit has been made public so more people can start saying “Doesn’t that make you just wanna walk into the ocean?”

[nevver]