how did it come to this?

[coughloop]

[abigbowlofennui]

My favorite part of Fight Club

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that during World War II, the United States published a spy manual urging middle managers in enemy territory to sabotage their employers by bringing up irrelevant issues, promoting bad workers, haggling over petty details, and holding unnecessary meetings (x)

[affableadversary]

*glances at American companies* huh

[hydrias]

vampires fighting call that morbal combat

[thedoubteriswise]

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

[catasters]

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

[oh-totoro]

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[gonanatop]

Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[curseworm]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[snowysauropteryx]

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

[friend-rice]

[funnylime]

old boys

[birdghost]

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

[abimee]

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

when the edible kicks in

[avianreptiles]

What the fuck

[abimee]

i said

[avianreptiles]

what the fuck does it mean though

[abimee]

it means when the edible kicks in didnt you hear the person up there

[avianreptiles]

What the fuck happened to the animal???

[abimee]

the edible kicked in

[badgerpunk]

We have the collective reading comprehension of a dog on ketamine

[abimee]

dogs cant read but i think a dog on ketamine could read the bible so this means a lot thank you

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[himejoshikomaeda]

mcdonalds cringe comp

[gamecubewizard]

why does it look like this came from a funeral page

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[awonderingliz]

Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 in G, Prélude

[thewomandiaries1984]

This with the rain, Oh what a mood

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh wow, all of the tension just flowed out of my muscles as soon as this started playing

[betasunkern]

[captain-price-official]

[grinnersmiler]

[osmosisjones]

love wins

[fuckyeah2000s]

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

[holdtightposts]