Tori

@abirdsfreedom

Detroit. 27. Bisexual. nonbinary. I have side blogs.... NEURODIVERGENT, KNEE INJURY, HYPOTHYROIDISM. I like rocks, animals, the way words can be articulated so many ways, art, art supplies, bushcraft, zombie apocalypse survival, trinkets, and plants. I'm married and have 2 boys... my blog theme is "Oh, this is actually relatable" and my brain has issues that I'm still trying to figure out. on bdsmlr.com under same name...

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My shirt from workkkkk

dostoyevsky-official

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

alterugdalf

gaymolegaming

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

athena-cat-wizard-official

goes hard ngl

the-knightswind-case

Consider:

welshirishscottsman

i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate

the-haiku-bot

i am a proud butt

pirate; reblog if you are

a proud butt pirate

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

socialjusticeinamerica

grootficguy

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

twoofcups

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server:

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

byjove

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

byjove

wowwforever

monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.

monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.

monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

morkaischosen

#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue

hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?

ravnervn

Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.

the-awkward-turt

Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.

Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.