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@ablackguynamedkeith
By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
Banks don’t belong at pride. Corporations don’t belong at pride. Cops don’t belong and pride. Fascists don’t belong at pride. The forces that have abused us, oppressed us, have murdered our brothers and sisters do not get to take part in pride.
did april even………………………happen
i’m very sad to see vanessa vanjie mateo go home first she seems like she would have had a lot of fun on the show but aside from that the fact that she Directly compared RuPaul to the loch ness monster IMMEDIATELY made her short run on drag race LEGENDARY
not to be that person but i bet if a bunch of sapphic wlw blogs were deleted for being russian spies, you all would lose your shit
you all would cry about how tumblr is lesbophobic and misogynist and shitty but since these were black bloggers blogging about issues that didnt affect white people: youre all acting smug and shit about it. you white sjws are so transparent
i remember when tumblr censored all the wlw related content because apparently tumblr thinks that wlw is a porn category and everyone rightfully lost it but now its like….silence when this is a racial issue. its silence when its not about white people and its very very transparent
White people are already asking staff how to unlink themselves from these “Russian spy ties” that they thought were just Black bloggers that they could use to bolster their performative woke strategy and like…..
everyone is so quick to really believe that a bunch of blogs that spoke on Black political issues are now being outed as Russians posing as Black youth and nobody thought it was odd? It doesn’t seem like a delegitimization thing to you? You know.. like when white people would try to conflate Black youth back in the day with “commies” to make sure they’re alienated?
We are being notified that the staff took direct action against this with vigor but there’s literally pedophiles and nazis running wild..
These are the same people who censored tags during Ferguson but y’all really believe these people when they tell you about this Russian fuckery now.
And you have buzzfeed, yahoo (obviously), and all dem spitting out articles with quickness to back it as well and the whole thing looks fishy.
Yes we make memes and laugh and that’s cool, but I hope you don’t really think this shit is tumblr taking a stand to clean up the internet’s streets.
All I’m saying is it looks really fishy.
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
This isn’t a competition but Black Panther had the best representation of women in fantasy, sci-fi, and film as a whole. You don’t see a teenage African princess being the master and director behind the creation and innovation of the country’s most advanced technology on Earth, you don’t see a love interest with dark skin that still maintains her badass characteristics and ambitions and dreams of her own and be desired all at once, when was the last time you’ve seen a woman (black, dark skinned woman at that) lead an army of women to protect a nation and be regarded as the most powerful warrior respected by all. When have you’ve seen so much women in power and positions of respect and relevance to the plot and still managed to live at the end. You’ve seen it now.
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
I really do be having full blown convos with myself. I crack jokes with myself. I laugh at myself. I rant to myself. I give motivational speeches to myself. I talk shit with myself.
I’m just here for me 😫🤧
I have full blown interviews with myself in front of imaginary audiences or on imaginary news shows, complete with audience laughter/applause for the funny stuff I say. If you want to have a full blown conversation with yourself, make yourself important.
^^^ I be on Oprah, the late show, accepting my academy award and my Grammy, reciting my monologue in dramatic movies, giving backstage access to my concerts, house tours… I’m kind of big deal 😂😂😂
Omg how did I forget to add those things. I’ve done all of those. Also, panels at conventions, alone or with other people, Q&As with fans.
I’m the queen of imaginary fights. be creating scenarios where ppl piss me off or come at me crazy and now I gotta defend myself and let them know I’m not the one LOL
Dawg I be doing this ^
I give ted talks and deliver speeches about racism, colonization, decolonization, the Cold War and imperialism to my imaginary audience nd record myself in the process. I also answer questions
Literally screaming. I love us
What’s that? Facts.
this is why I love this joke:
Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others
My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide
Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other
When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”
exactly
i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity
then i begin to treat them how they treat me
and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem
“you acting different”
yeah
“Nah I’m acting like you, so the fact that you don’t like it says more about you than me tbh.”
