stories about toast

I like chihuahuas and stuff She/Her. RI&LA my main chihuahua

[the-one-chin-wonder]

[ablison-]

My sexual assault awakened heavily repressed memories that caused me to spend most of my senior year of hs/freshman year of college dealing with suicidal thoughts. I’ve lost friendships over it. I still to this day cannot participate in things like “me too” on social media because the words “that’s not what he said happened” are burned in my brain. I don’t have a good way to end this post but I wanted to for once participate in something like this without a panic attack so there ya go

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[bevsi]

me listening to my music library: i truly have the best, most eclectic, most exciting and enjoyable music collection ever compiled

me when someone asks if i want to plug my phone in the car: All My Music Is Irredeemably Bad

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Feeling lonely? Here’s a tip!

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[mjalti]

enjoy the short term!!! sometimes ur not gonna be friends for 46 years and that’s ok, just enjoy the drive!!! some people aren’t gonna have a significant impact in ur life but not every show is a TedTalk, sometimes u needs some Real Housewives!!’ loosen up, the universe is rearing to explode and if that bix isn’t permanent herself, you’ve got nothing to lose! forever is an illusion

[yourangelonline]

[robotsharks-deactivated20260326]

Thibk abt it

[riversaur-deactivated20181209]

I did this compilation right after Vine went down, and I thought I lost it, but I finally found it

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[cowards-sorcery]

@blueflowerwine

[bpdsnek]

This might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes

[ablison-]

Very weird that I still have this blog. Very weird that I am stuck in Louisiana for the foreseeable future. Very weird but I am looking at the bright side of being debt free and I can do anything for two years.

[thebigbiwolf]

It's 2017

Make it illegal for dogs to die in movies. It’s time.

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[socialconflict-deactivated20240]

My goal is to be so warm and full of light that no one has any idea the kind of terrible shit I’ve seen and been through.

[officialjeffgoldblum]

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?