This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

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This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.
I spotted a reply to one of my posts:
And my knee-jerk response was "no, you should hear my friends talk about their lives--"
And it made me remember something.
Back in high school, my IB class did a lock-in-- where the group of students gets locked into one part of the school overnight on a weekend-- and after junk food and video games lost their appeal, we got to talking.
Only I didn't really know anything about almost any of them. They were all friendly enough, but I kept to myself for the most part, so we didn't have much to talk about once standard small talk ran out.
So I asked one of the other people sitting with me: "what's your story?"
Your life story.
And he told me. Sixteen years or so condensed into maybe a half hour. And it was the most fascinating life I could have imagined: the places he'd been, the things he'd done, the experiences that defined him. It boggled my mind.
When he finished and turned the question around to me, I thought mine sounded really boring in comparison, but he listened open-mouthed to the entire thing. Other kids were gathering around us by now, listening in. And when I finished mine, I turned to another one of them and asked the question to them.
And just like before, my mind was blown. A completely different life, completely different focal points, defining experiences, goals the likes of which were deserving of an anime. And the same happened with the next person we asked, and the next.
By the time each one of us had finished telling their story, it was time to go home for the morning. The video games had been abandoned hours ago. None of us had slept. We were too caught up in each other's lives.
All of which is to say:
Thank you. I do lead a very interesting life.
So do you.
Jesus christ I love humanity
(1)Hello, can I discuss ideas for aus with you, adorable person? If it's bother you ignore it :) or if it's sounding bad or don't fit your taste feel free to ignore it, I will understand and if you like it, wanna join the discuss if you have more ideas (also whoever want too! More people, more fun!) because I love your characterization, god bless us with such a nice person in the hedric fandom. Also, thank you for what you do! I'm sure we all appreciate your work ❤
(2) How bout hunger games au then too?Just Imagine it. Harry loses James and Lily due to the game (suspicous death maybe), so he’s sent to the Dursleys. His life is miserable with them and Dudley is so bad that he is basically chosen for the game because he has too many credits which P and V didn’t know about, so they force Harry to volunteer in his place. The other player is maybe Ginny or Hermione? Idk whichever is preferred. So Harry and Her/Gin are helping each other (3)through the game and stuff. Maybe Harry has relationship with someone(random person or whoever). Sirius is the drunken mentor (angsty drunk cuz Jamie and Lils) who at first doesn’t recognize him but when he finally LOOKS at him he’s remembers them, and finds out Harry is their son and is like “fuck! I have to protect this reckless boy”(cuz Harry makes enemies from other districts like Draco and Pansy, Malcolm and Romilda.
(4) Herm/Gin is smart so she convinces him to team up after the game starts. Also Luna is the fine lady who oversees the games in Harry and Herm/Gin’s district. Things happen between Luna and Herm/Gin and she doesn’t want them to die, they become friends and she’s just sick in the stomach to watch them fighting for their lives. They win the game after Harry gets the idea of fake relationship. Luna is suffering but they tell her the truth. So Herm/Gin have some secrets but Tom Riddle caughts them(5)which now is a problem with other district rising against him and his people, Cedric is one of those people who plan the revolution. He is in the team that pulls Harry from the game, but the problem is Her/Gin didn’t make it with them and is captured.(H cares too much for H/G because she’s one of the first people who cared about him and shown him kindness) so he is devastated, angry. At first he don’t trust the pretty boy(Ced)(Harry don't (6)be smoll boll of skepticism because you have feels) but they work their relationship through many bad situation (maybe some alone time fighting with bad guys after being separated), they make everything work. Umbridge is there too as the second Tom, you know like Coin wants to make hunger games with the citizen of the capitol so Harry can’t let that happen… idk but just imagine this au! I’m so so ready for more aus
This is super dope! It’d be like an insane version of the Triwizard Tournament; Tom Riddle as President Snow, planting his soul or otherwise taking the life of all the reaped tributes in the games to be an immortal leader. Umbridge as Coin is also a spot on adaption, in another life she definitely would’ve been Voldemort and the parallels between Snow’s and Coin’s leadership and ideals in the book attribute to that.
I definitely feel like Hermione and Ron in Gale’s role aka as Harry’s only found family would be a good static, and Ginny with how she develops in HP would fit well as Harry’s partner in the Game. Sirius as Haymitch is fantastic and I think Remus could also fit into that teacher role really well (I’d probably switch between Remus as Haymitch and Sirius as Cinna!).
Luna as Effie would be so wild! I totally dig it though, and her character journey from being whimsy to whimsy and grim would be so interesting to explore. Lastly It feels like Cedric is Finnick, or some version of him and bOY i love that; reading the books, Finnick Odair was an underrated character–the amount of sacrifice he made and the skill and personality that he had; just *chef kiss* a stellar character.
There’s probably other characterizations and plot stuff that I could talk about but the possibilities are well and truly endless lmfao, this is a really great AU idea!
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Same lol
i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror
“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’
WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’
WHY IS THIS WORKING
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun
“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”
“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”
“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”
“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”
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everybody in the notes
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn't know.
Rip to @mommybigdick who's probably gonna get banned for being funny.
RIP
ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work
This isn’t adding ice just for the sake of denial, it’s adding to the Earth’s albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earth’s climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this.
It isn’t a process we need to continue forever, in fact it’s one that needs to be calculated so that we don’t do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much.
So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isn’t the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution.
For the love of god do it . anything just do it. Give us hope.
Here’s the thing: Most environmental catastrophes humans have ever or are currently creating can be fixed. It’s not just a matter of “oh no, things are ruined, and maybe we can stop the degradation so that things don’t get any worse, but we’re stuck with how things are.” There are some things we can’t do, like bringing back extinct species. But there are a lot of other things we can definitely do, many of which are being done right now. The problem is that most of our willpower and effort is spent on bullshit tiny things that won’t solve the problem (individual recycling, etc.) and not on the large-scale things that can and will make a large-scale difference.
Ice caps are melting? Guess what! We know how to make ice. It’s not that hard. Designing mostly-automated robot ships to go to the poles and rebuild the ice caps is well within our current technical capabilities. We just need to fund it.
Deforestation on a massive scale? Destruction of other biomes? Guess what! We know how to plant trees. We know how to plant grasslands. We know how to take barren, lifeless land and turn it back into a viable biome. It’s not that hard. In a lot of cases, if there’s neighboring areas where that biome still exists, all you have to do is dump a few tons of biomass (plant clippings, food waste, etc.) on the barren land and stand back and wait. The biomass will provide nutrients and keep the topsoil from blowing away, and the plants and animals from the neighboring biome will move in. In two decades, even if you don’t do anything besides dumping the biomass on it, you won’t be able to tell what was the barren area and what was the still-existing biome.
Coral reefs dying? Now, coral reefs are a bit more fragile than most biomes, but guess what! We still know how to replant/rebuild them, and in fact are working on that in places affected by coral reef die-off! And we’re learning how to do it better every day.
Desertification? Guess what! We know how to turn desert back into green space. They’re doing it on a large scale in China and sub-Saharan Africa. There are several different techniques, none of which are even very technology-intensive. It takes money and time and labor, but it’s perfectly doable. We know this because we’ve done it.
Plastic in the ecosystem, particularly in the ocean? Guess what! There’s a lot of people working on this, both on “how to remove plastic from the ocean” and “how to reuse/recycle it more efficiently.” And the techniques are improving by leaps and bounds every year. This is a solvable problem. These are all solvable problems.
So if you’re crushed by the weight of the coming environmental catastrophe … don’t be. These are all solvable problems! We can stop things from getting worse, and we can fix the things we’ve broken. The issue is political, not practical.
On the political side, of course, is the need to tighten up environmental regulations across the globe. (What’s the statistic, that 90% of pollution is caused by 100 corporations?) And then of course, we need to fund these programs on a large enough scale.
In some ways the political aspect is the hardest, but consider this: we are at a tipping point. Things are changing about the way politicians talk about climate change and ecological degradation. More ordinary people are concerned about this, which means more pressure on politicians. One of the ways that things are changing is that people–even conservatives–are starting to talk about “job opportunities in new green fields” and switching the conversation so that it’s not “rainforest vs. jobs” makes political action a lot more possible. And no, it’s not going to happen on its own, but it can happen.
This is a solvable problem.
I *needed* this. Climate change has had me feeling SO helpless, having a list of things that can actually potentially be done is beautiful
Climate change is a technological problem. This statement does not exclude social problems, but the core of the matter is that the fastest most effective way to solving this crisis is through technology.
The corporate bastards WANT you to despair because if we all give up, we stop being a thorn in their side. If people know it’s not hopeless and there’s actually specific things that can be done & will make a huge difference? We’ll keep giving them shit.
Don’t despair. Don’t give up.
(Remember the hole in the ozone layer? And how it’s shrinking now? YEAH!)
A game
a lot of people in the r/antiwork have renamed it ‘acting your wage’ which is an excellent way to frame it
growth of a seed
nature is raw af
Perverts
Oh my god