Keep Valuables Snuggly.

Claire's the name and anxiety is the game

[retquits]

MIND HONSE..........

[2242706]

imagine if you posted a picture of your puppy and someone commented "i have fantasies about violently killing this animal" and you were like "hey what the hell" and they were like "i have a phobia of dogs so its okay for me to say that"

[shencomix]

[sleepy-bebby]

Bandicoot. 🍓

[forcefemme-vigilante]

Crash Bro your Peanus is Licking That Berry

[shofarsogood]

Let's eat berries with Mama.

[shed-some-light]

scurvy fucking FEARS ME (i have consumed. so many oranges in the past two days.)

[whaler3000]

I fear scurvy ( i am a pirate.)

[great-and-small]

Watching Przewalski's horses run free on the Kazakhstan steppe for the first time in 200 years

[great-and-small]

[taraxippos]

I love that I'm can always still find out about cool animals that I never knew existed. Like today I learned that brush-tailed porcupines exist and straight up look like giant rats with spines

[bogleech]

Yeah WHAT???? there's skinny porkyspines?!?

[taraxippos]

I love that I'm can always still find out about cool animals that I never knew existed. Like today I learned that brush-tailed porcupines exist and straight up look like giant rats with spines

[bogleech]

Yeah WHAT???? there's skinny porkyspines?!?

[willgrahams-gender]

NBC Hannibal (2013-2015):

[taraxippos]

I love that I'm can always still find out about cool animals that I never knew existed. Like today I learned that brush-tailed porcupines exist and straight up look like giant rats with spines

[bogleech]

Yeah WHAT???? there's skinny porkyspines?!?

[girlnephew]

[treecitysessions]

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ok but @wizardarchetypes introduced me to "Nancy Peolsi needs you to reline the trash can" and FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON this makes the task that would normally vanish in a wisp of executive dysfunction stick around and I have not failed to reline the trash can since.

what the fuck.

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[penicillium-pusher]

Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

[lyricsandpapers]

yea sure i’ll have some

[penicillium-pusher]

hoohoo ok here you go!

please enjoy ohoho…

ahehehehe here’s your T!! hoohoo gotcha! Happy pride month!!

[kakyoiniisms]

[ancient-string]

You have been vaccinated against Wrong Gender

[tchaikovskaya]

had to be there i guess

[arvethli]

I told y'all it was a pun

A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19

And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19

[honeylazors]

[fierceawakening]

that’s excellent

[thisarenotarealblog]

cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog

[firefox-official]

what sucks about taking a shower is youre going to have to do it again. You did all that work and for what

[firefox-official]

also your skill plateaus. you dont get any better at it after a certain point.

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[great-and-small]

Watching Przewalski's horses run free on the Kazakhstan steppe for the first time in 200 years

[great-and-small]