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@absolute-idiot
You all have brain worms
Look you cant. hate children. Theyre some of the least autonomous people on the planet. They have very little control over their surroundings and what ppl do to them. Theyre scared and annoyed and the really short ones cant even open doors, so you can imagine the stress theyre under. And the younger the child the freakier it is to hate them. Oh an uncomfortable and hungry baby cried on the bus? You cried in the second floor girls bathroom in highschool every day whats the difference? A baby doesnt know shit. Its a BABY. Do you think its going out of its way to bother you or to smell funny? Its. a baby.
Also like. if youre an adult chances are kids think youre some kind of genius especially if youre in a leadership role. I was a girl scout jr troop leader for years and the girls thought I was president or some shit.
And if you still cant wrap your mind around it just think like. every time youre mean to a kid you sound like Harry Potters mean uncle or whatever
You are not “baby” you are a 26 year old loser with a negligent parent related trauma that needs unpacking
Friday the 13th
men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging
Since Megamind is becoming more appreciated as the masterpiece of cinema it is, here are my favorite lines in no particular order:
Metroman’s mom: “Oh, wow! A baby!” Metroman’s dad: “Ah yes, I saw it and thought of you.” Metroman’s mom: “Our baby is flying!” Metroman’s dad: “Yes, yes, only the best for you.”
Megamind: “He would win some. I would almost win others.”
Roxanne: “His heart is an ocean, inside another ocean.”
Roxanne: “Is there some kind of nerdy super-villain website where you get tesla coils and blinky dials?” Minion: “Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in-” Megamind: “Don’t answer that!” * Minion: *whispers* “Romania”
Megamind: “Oh I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!”
Minion: “It’s warming up.” Megamind: “The sun is warming up?!”
Roxanne: “Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” Megamind: *laughs* “You of all people know we discontinued that promotion!”
Megamind: “Not now Minion, I’m in a heated existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.”
Roxanne @ Metroman: “Without you, evil is running rampant through the streets!” Megamind: “I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets.”
Minion: “Good luck on your date!” Megamind:“I will!” Minion: “That doesn’t make any sense!” Megamind: “I know!”
Megamind: “Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter! You go first!” Titan: “AHHHHH” Megamind: “Okay, look, I’m not sure where to go with that!”
Roxxane @ Metroman: “You left us in the hands of….him! No offense.” Megamind: “No, no, I’m with you.”
Megamind: “Get back you savages!” Roxanne: “Sorry! Sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback!”
these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history
some comments that artists think of as bad but maybe they should read into them more
1) is that a boy or a girl?:
apparently this is considered a bad question but I don’t get why! you created the character, just answer what gender this character is! girl, boy a character with no gender, it doesn’t matter! the person who asked is just curious.
2) can you teach me how to draw?:
this really shouldn’t be considered a bad question cause the person just thinks you’re a great artist and wants some advice, you can be an artist that can’t teach or just don’t feel confident teaching others, so tell them just that! maybe if you tell them “practice hard everyday” they’ll get salty about it but they’ll understand someday that “practice hard everyday” is the best kind of advice!
3) do you take free requests?:
maybe this person is just new and doesn’t know that you only do commisions. new artists tend to do free requests to get more popular so maybe they thought of you like that! just respectfully answer “no I don’t, sorry”, it can get monotonous but not everybody knows you.
4) I hate this ship but I love the art:
ummm that’s not bad at all, they’re just saying what they think. you might think to yourself “good for you I don’t care!” so why should you care? they just complimented your art skills, they don’t have to be on the same shipping page as you.
5) can you design a logo for me?:
now I can understand that artist that didn’t learn about design can find that question annoying, but some artist did learn all about design, commercialism, and other advertisement endavours, so maybe that can be a good apportunity for them! you’re an artists that doesn’t do that stuff? just say no.
6) your character reminds me of *this character*:
now this is despised by most artists and I can get why, but you have to think “why did this person come to this conclusion?”, take a good look at the character they’re comparing yours with, tell yourself “hmm, oh yeah I can see the similarities!” than answer “yes I do see what you mean but I created this character out of my own imagination, this was purely coincidental!”; and if you did base your character out of that other character don’t hide it! tell the truth “yes I was inspired by this character; good on you for noticing!”
“reminds me of” is not ad bad as “this is a ripp-off of”.
[remember, not everyone with comments like these is a troll or a hater, they might just have the purest of intentions; they may word it poorly sometimes tho]
here are some actual bad comments:
I fixed it for you! you’re welcome!
why are you always drawing this *series* or *this character*?
why did you stop drawin the things I like?
do you have an ACTUAL job tho?
A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.
He stand, he shake
Makes my heart break
Too cute honestly
you guys please, please for the love of god listen to this
Live action pichu
don't vibe check me im soft
vibe check *kisses you on the forehead*
*is eviscerated on impact*
Animals waiting for there Thanksgiving meal 😂
im screaming
here’s his full anecdote on their mediocrity
great guy, though
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
great news
“Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”
The Joker Shoots Eric Andre, but another identical Eric Andre walks out from the curtain and keeps doing the interview like nothing happened
SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
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Poly rights
finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes
Me and the boys waking up in our Alaska King