a bit of an idiot, really

birdboy • he/they • 20 • blog for dndposting and generally fucking about

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[two-bees-poetry]

twenty years across the sea

[hivliving]

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

a) why is this tagged hamilton

b) what the fuck is going on

[ghostclvb]

there’s no place on the internet like tumblr

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat c at tat a a act tt (ata tat, tacg at, a, tc.) t g a t ag. a) t tagg at ) at t c gg t’ ac t tt t

Closest match: Somateria mollissima genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Common Eider

[frankenfran]

really sad a new ice age movie wasn't coming out this summer because we could've had a horrible tweet from some official ice age twitter account declaring it "scrat summer" and potentially turning people off the whole thing. or not. i frequently hit my shin or toes on the really sharp bedframe a lot despite knowing it's there and i worry it's because i no longer have brain elasticity

[girlnumbers]

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[iero]

src.

[twunkish-cleric]

It's so hard having amazingly accurate intuition but also being too insecure and self-gaslighty to listen to it. Like I've been right about so many things but I never believe in myself enough to actually think that I'm right about them. I'm basically doing what Apollo did to Cassandra to myself like wtf

[twunkish-cleric]

Whatever spirit(s) gave me this weirdly prophetic insight are probably tearing their hair out rn. I'm sorry guys you just happened to give future sight to a fucking idiot

[tgirl-thucydides]

This is the information they are trying to keep from you by banning tiktok

[dondarfsnowbonk]

I would love to see them try this with a greatsword that wasn't made out of foam.

[tgirl-thucydides]

This is one of the common misconceptions about swords: they aren't as heavy as you think.

A real medieval greatsword will weigh about 5-10 lbs, so in fact, that heft can be simulated with a foam weapon. Also, the point of balance is at the hilt, so you don't feel that weight while swinging.

The only difference would be that if it was a real greatsword, the other dude would be having a way worse day, lol

[lesbianbloodritual]

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

[foolfortune]

[bugshroom]

They Rolls up into a Ball…

[catboybeebop]

[espopstar]

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

[vvvarinn]

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

[alexilulu]

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

[vvvarinn]

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

[bigenderdiarmuid]

starting a collection

[provendermalkin]

[connor6lesbian]

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

[redpandarascal]

1984

[voice-of-dissent]

Jackbox:

[acrowseye-deactivated20250112]

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I grew up in Canada and I've lived in the US, England, Scotland, and Australia. my brain bluescreened on every image in this post

except the toque, there's no other correct word for that