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Show & Tell
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occasionally subtle
Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
Kiana Khansmith
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Jules of Nature
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
RMH
Claire Keane
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oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@absolutetrash5113
Read all the edits. It seems the hack is evolving.
UPDATE: It seems fictionpress may have just fixed it yesterday? I can’t say for certain if the reddit post is outdated or if there’s a new problem with the hack that fictionpress didn’t catch though.
wtf is this thing? it doesn’t even have joysticks.. do you even rumble??!? pathetic
looks like we got ourselves a youngster
*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself
the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it
me: is anyone there… ghost: -slaps my hand over to the 😂-
REPTILES ARE BACK
*REPLIES
[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]
I went to rose city comic con and I wanted the all might hoodie SO BAD BUT IT WAS 80$ :(
everyone linking me to hoodies that are cheaper: you’re my heart, my soul, I love you and you bet your ass I’m buying one for 30$
It’s officially “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season.
It’s always been “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season
🎃Happy Halloween! 🍓
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”
Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”
Scary lady in factory outfit, in costumer service voice ™: would you like to be cut down the middle or peeled like a banana?
Me, automatically using my costumer service voice ™: being cut down the middle is faster, yes? I’ll do that.
Scary lady: ok, he’ll do that for you *gestures to the actor in the middle of all the hanging pig carcasses*
Guy: *yells*
My boyfriend, who was silent for the whole affair after we went to the next room: what the Fuck was that
me, strapped to a prop electric chair as one of the actors looms menacingly: yeah this seems right
my friends, waving as they leave without a single thought to maybe wait for me: bye pet!! bye!
the actor, completely breaking character: wow, they just. they really just left you here huh
me, still strapped to the electric chair: well in their defense I very much did earn this
This is quite possibly the greatest story ever told I’m WHEEZING
That’s absolutely amazing storytelling.
I’m gonna tell you right now though. If your dental office results in people screaming, you gtfo and find someone that will apply anesthesia.
I wish for my mental state to be less unstable.
(via sami_grayce)
😢 ❤️ 👏🏽
I love how he let him cry, told him, “We cry as men” and didn’t hit him with the whole, “Big boys don’t cry” mess. That was lovely.
Phenomenal. Allowed him to emote, then worked with him to understand the what and the why.
This gave me chills; this man is a true teacher. Children are definitely intelligent enough to understand the hard truths of life if you are intelligent and patient enough to know how to teach it to them. This is such an amazing example of respect to this kid’s emotions and maturation that you don’t always see adults extending to a young person.
Fucking finally.
@warriormale
Yes, Manliness involves showing emotions.
Emotions mean we are human.
To cry means we are human.
WarriorMale
Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate
I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte
The only good addition to this post
“Todoroki Shouto is bad at social cues” the comic
Tampons are a “luxury item”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought, You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
That’s.., that’s insane.
what the fuck did i just read
the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing
its called being exhausted
