bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass

balls. nuts even. testicles, if you feel so inclined.

[k-simplex]

They want you to think it's Thursday today

[despazito]

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[lowpolysonic]

feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[piendish]

preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

[piendish]

It's so cool here

[piendish]

i learned a lot there i think

[syakesan]

America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

[syakesan]

no healing, no living, go KILL

[syakesan]

This post was really fucking funny in hindsight

[pharmaciacatholica-deactivated2]

[kindredspiritsnotsorare]

Don't use st Dominics canonization year for passwords.

[albertnatural]

she might be ur girl now but we used to have 24 hour calls on skype. And yeah. She didn’t mute when she peed.

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[bunniope]

okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

[bunniope]

it is fucking serving.

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

surgeons before they put you under anesthetic

[thxrgism]

it really is a travesty i don’t have a penis because id be doing shit with it that nobody on this earth has ever seen before

[toastbutteregg]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

[geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070]

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[xxspronkus420xx]

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

[skinnamon39]

[emper0rbuggy]

[bluepsi]

I’ll say it again, please just grit your teeth and vote for Biden…

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems