Ok But Was “Cats (2019)” Really That Bad??

She/her~ Scorpio ~just re-blogging things that make my brain go ooga booga

[softcells]

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

[softcells]

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

[bogfox]

Cinderella

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[maxibon-22]

In Pisa, an italian city (in Tuscany), a group of teens manifested against the Palestine genocide. The cops, not happy with what those teens were doing, and obviously very dangerous because they were armed with placards and banners, decided to beat them up without remorse.

Remeber this 'cause we are not going to forget.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[nojeannomoney]

Mrs got me a jumper while back for bday. I wear it loads. Went out in it an ran into ppl who complemented it. Got home and told her that. ‘Yea I got it for you bc its what Gonzo would wear.’ The muppet. Shant recover

[nojeannomoney]

Shes right as well. Gonzo would wear it. She had a pic saved on her phone of what she meant an all

[nojeannomoney]

Been informed this is not 1st time shes done this but shes refusing to say wich fits are muppet inspired

[orteil42]

I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone

keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

Sometimes a family can be a robot, a goth girl, a platypus secret agent and an evil scientist (Doof & Perry are the parents and Vanessa & Norm are the children)

[candace-gertrude-flynn-deactiva]

I can’t believe Genghis Khan by Miike Snow is a copy of Phineas and Ferb

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

They are the family ever 🥹. I hope we get to see more moments like these in the new episodes

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

Yes! Here is it:

And here’s the original :

It’s astrounding how identical they are 🤯🤯

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

“He’s a platypus, they don’t do much”

I N C O R R E C T!!!!

that platypus is married and has 2 children

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[bbbutterfingers]

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

[bbbutterfingers]

100k notes on kiss you stupid. thanks for making my ocs immortal 😊

[fiapple]

(taken from @/sarahofmagdalene on instagram.)

A NOTE TO THOSE WHO MAY BE PARTICIPATING IN PRO PALESTINE ACTIONS IN VANCOUVER.

Please, even if you don’t live in Vancouver, reblog to spread awareness. The canadian media isn’t covering the protests, let alone the hostility protesters face, so we can only rely on each other to get news like this around!

[mattressblowoutsale]

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[caffeinatedcorvid]

@bruvebanner

[liz-the-lemur]

UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[charlesoberonn]

Everyone converting to Apollo worship in the notes.

[lightkrets312]

[i-am-aprl]

[girlstressed]

"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again

[girlstressed]

"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again

[passionpeachy]

egg luv 🍳💗

[cum-rade]

calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk