Shut your monopoly ass up

[pettyprocrastination]

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy 

[pettyprocrastination]

are you absolutely shitting me 

[denimcatfish]

Some Cait and Vi stuff I had not posted on here. Catching up 😅

[startrekds9]

Steve Oster [producer of DS9] - about 4.06 - Rejoined

[errlwitch-deactivated20180227]

Reblog. This. Every. Damned. Time.

[leaf-butt]

HA! Good.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

This is why “family values” is usually such a load of bs. 

[mobius-m-mobius]

Skyfall (2012) // Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[ngoziu]

RANGE

[irlwakko]

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

[ri-rawr-isnt-ok]

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

[irlwakko]

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

[mindfulwrath]

[ID: a sign posted on a high-voltage box among other smaller danger signs that reads: “DANGER: NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU, IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE DYING”]

[gffa]

“Thoughts on one of the hardest things: banishing the imagined bad faith reader from your writing process” by Melissa Febos on Twitter is hitting really hard today.

[dduane]

This.

[heroofthreefaces]

[quasi-normalcy]

Writing to appease your imagined critics is a good way to end up with bathetic, MCU-style, “Well THAT just happened!” Moments, where you can’t take anything *too* seriously or you leave yourself open to attack. Fuck your imagined critics.

[suck-it-and-see-16]

This whole thread has killed me

[catchymemes]

[party-gilmore]

IM FUFUCKING SCREAMING

[catasters]

[guerrillatech]

[djklmnx]

[jaeger-bombastic-was-taken]

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[judoviking]

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[takiki16]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[angelicandsanegirl-deactivated2]

pls

[angelicandsanegirl-deactivated2]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

The fact that they’re still tight about this after all these years is so funny to me like they must think about it every single day

[vann-haal]

Man it wasn't even the copypasta. I saw folks eviscerating the guy for daring to write YA stuff. Teen love for teens. And how that made him a pedophile. Like that's what's being talked about here. Not the cock monologue. It was the endless hate and vitriol like I remember distinctly my dash being flooded with "he's a grown man who writes stuff for kids. That's super sus of him" and him literally being called a pedophile and other such smears. Like the cock nonsense was the absolute least of what happened. Don't be a derisive dick. If you're referencing that then obviously you were around to see all the toxic bullshit too and you should know all of this

But oh noooo! It was obviously the goofy taste of balls post that did it! Because tumblr is good and always correct /s

[dragonsspire]

It is particularly cruel to me that John Green was harassed essentially off of the internet in the way that he was because the poor man has OCD and is very open about it.

The way he was treated is horrible and disgusting for anyone at all, but John Green has for years and years (along with his brother Hank) tried to make the world a measurably better place while living with a horrific mental illness. A mental illness that makes something like being called a pedophile over and over again horrific in ways that unless you have OCD, or are very very close to someone who does, you will never understand because OCD targets whatever you value and makes your world a living hell over it.

And you know what? He still writes his novels, and he is still out here doing absolutely everything he can to make the world a measurably better place. The cock monologue was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

--

Also if anyone did this to my brother I would never ever forgive anyone involved. Never. The fact that they are still engaging with the internet in the way they do, with vulnerability and kindness is remarkable.

[vigilantsycamore]

The notes on this post are shit so just to be clear: if you’re following me and you think it’s funny to harass someone, or that it doesn’t count if the victim is above a certain age or if the harassment happens online, or that it’s worse to speak out against harassment than to harass someone, unfollow me because I don’t fucking want you to interact with me

On the positive side, here’s two replies that are actually decent:

[headspace-hotel]

"Harassing someone non-stop for months, including graphic sexual harassment and disturbing baseless accusations of child abuse, is funny as long as I think the victim is annoying!" -a lot of people, apparently

[beardedmrbean]

the anesthetic apparently hasn't fully worn off yet