i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls
how do you pick a song!!!!
Pure Skill, babee
Mystery flavor every time bitch

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if i look back, i am lost
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trying on a metaphor
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i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers
play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls
how do you pick a song!!!!
Pure Skill, babee
Mystery flavor every time bitch
it’s His egg
goblin stol eg
it’s His egg
@thestalkerbunny
I wish there was a show like My Cat from Hell but with autistic people
Autism Parent™: My kind won’t stop throwing tantrums
Autistic Expert: Well A) those are meltdowns NOT tantrums B) they have no control over this and C) stop touching them without their consent and forcing them into overwhelming situations
Autism Parent ™: I just want my kid to say “I love you”
Autistic Expert: They have been telling you they love you by infodumping to you and spending time in the same room as you. You just refuse to listen.
Autism Parent ™: They behave so weird. I want them to stop.
Autistic Expert: Have you ever talked to an autistic adult to learn about what autistic body language looks like? Well stop expecting them to act neurotypical, they are not. Their behavior makes actually absolutely sense for an autistic person.
Feel free to add more examples :)
Parent: My kid screams after dinner every evening
Expert: Your dishwasher is really loud and makes the floor vibrate, have you tried running the dishwasher later?
Parent: My kid won’t eat
Expert: Now it could be for the forced eye contact and physical proximity of the family dinner table, it could also be a matter of texture, colour or certain tastes like bitter or sour, let’s try different things.
Parent: My kid yells when I want them to do homework straight away when we get back from school
Expert: The social part of school is draining for your child, have a nap/quiet-time then do homework
Parent: my child hates their grandfather and goes silent when we’re at their house.
Expert: Grandfather demands hugs, calls child a wierdo when they share their interests, calls them a wuss for having food preferences and keeps the tv on at high volume even during conversations, what did you expect?
Parent: My child is deliberately embarrasing me in front of my friends
Expert: It’s not about you. Children don’t set out to deliberatly embarrass their parents, that’s paranoid nonsense. Also stop dragging your child to events you know will be unpleasant to them.
Parents: I’m devastated, my child is wierd and everyone can tell and people look at me like i’m wierd and they’re not going to give me grandchildren or a wedding or become a lawyer like me and my father before me or a sports star and doesn’t like many of my interests…
Expert: You self absorbed asshole. Your child is not a mini-me, not there to fulfill your lost dreams, or fill in for adult friendships. If you can’t change and learn to appreciate what’s interesting about your kid and only see negatives and milestones that even a neurotypical child might not achieve anyway, I’m calling child services.
Parent: My kid is terrible at school, they won’t sit still in class and chatter all the time and ask the teacher lots of questions and prefer playing cards to tag
Expert: What are their grades like?
Parent: Very good,*sigh* I guess. Teachers have been quite enthusiastic but…
Expert: That’s your child’s way of focusing and socializing. You have a smart child and can’t even say so because you’re focusing on the differences again.
Parent: My child never tells me if they’re happy or sad.
Expert: Look closer, what gestures mean I’m in pain? what gestures mean i’m happy? Kid has been humming snippets of songs, tapping fingers and sat close to you but beside the sofa on the floor during this conversation. Happy, paying attention and wanting to be close to you. Right kid? You doing ok there?
Kid: *current kid slang for yeah dude totally rad but without tone* goes back to humming
Joanna Kitchener
should i post the walmart comic
or should i simply wait
If no one responds then I will have no choice
one sec
here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.
I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies. Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him.
Well done, Disney.
Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)
This movie is a treasure.
That is perfect. For those that still don’t understand, maybe this will help …
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The wording of this indicates this was two different crimes
This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job
Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
meirl
I mean.
Cartoon design is based off of 70s/80s fashion
So, it’s not wrong.
It’s rather likely
I’d like to add dickey collars for consideration.
I can picture him having an entire drawer devoted to an assortment of these, right next to his drawer full of ascots.
May I present this image from Legend of the Vampire?
what is the FUCKING truth
He has multiple outfits that all look identical while having completely different construction
When you’re so eager to mansplain the joke goes right over your head.
(that was a clever joke!)
sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”
Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump