Acacia's Journey

Just a regular, crazy woman. Wife, mother, cat- and animal-lover. Book-worm. Vampire-lover. Fangbanger. Gemini. Lostie. Harry Potter nerd. Hunter. Hiddlestoned. Animal Crosser.

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😈FANGS😈

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DIY Gemstone Necklace

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sew-much-to-do: a visual collection of sewing tutorials/patterns, knitting, diy, crafts, recipes, etc.

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I needed this!!! With these instructions in hand and my stash of yarns, twines, shells, stones, woods and gems, I am set to make myself a grip of new wearable witch charms.

[orangepunkwitch-blog]

I can’t remember if I reblogged it here before or not but I’m doing it anyway so it’s easier to find.

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Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me

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[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[bokchois]

I’m going to be that person with a million pokemon stickers merch

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this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

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how are the gifs moving in the screenshot

[mommabearclarke]

1. ^^ this is what I want to know 2. THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN ON TUMBLR EVER ok

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what would the norse gods be like during the holidays?

{HELL YEAH CHRISTMAS}

Odin: y’all down there makin gingerbread houses while i’m makin a gingerbreaD KINGDOM *air horns blare in the background*

Frigg: The spirit of the holidays? Arguing over the last toy in Walmart because fUCKING SUSAN WON’T SHUT HER STUPID FUCKING FA—

Thor: *chugging literally all the egg nog ever*

Loki: *calling Santa* WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I’M NOT AT THE TOP OF THE NAUGHTY LIST? WHAT AM I️ GONNA HAVE TO DO, MURDER SOMEONE? *balder walks by* …………..i have to call you back

Skadi: HON, I COULD GIVE LESS THAN TWO SHITS ABOUT YULE. WHAT I’M HERE FOR IS WINTER!! *chugs bottle of vodka while shooting arrows everywhere*

Njörd: ,,can i go back to the beach now

Heimdallr: Gather round children, I’m here to tell you the tale of how The Loki Stole Yule Brisingamen

Forseti: what do i want for a present? *clenches fist as he slowly takes off sunglasses* justice

Balder: wow, look at the beautiful mistletoe! hopefully nothing ironic will happen to me involving my love for this SPECIFIC plant! *looks into camera*

Freyja: can we please recognize mrs. claus? cause santa’s a hoe please and thank

Freyr: ALRIGHT BITCHES, BREAK OUT THEM UGLY SWEATERS,

Tyr: *opens gift* …………………. who the fuck sent me a pair of gloves i haVE ONE HAND YOU F U C K E R

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

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Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[maggiemunkee]

I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

[vitiateoriginator]

that is one sadistic bird 

[mentalhealthfemme]

I am slightly afraid now.

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I love birds?

[toshio-the-starman]

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

[whatswrongwithblue]

I have an African Grey named Loki and he lives up to his name.

He likes to scream and mimic the sounds of things falling off the shelf and when we run into the room to see what’s happening he says “The cat did it! Bad Sammy!” and laughs.

Whenever he gets mad at me he flies away from me, but since he can’t fly very well, he always crash lands. And the first thing he says when I go to pick him up, without fail, is always “You need to vacuum,” in a very bitter grumble. 

Loki likes to call our cat to him. He’ll sit there for minutes saying “here kitty kitty kitty.” The cat will come, walk up to the bird, get bit and then Loki will laugh as the cat screams and runs away. This goes on for hours. 

If it’s late at night and he’s tired, but I’m still up with the lights on, he’ll say “Loki go night night.” It’s starts of in a normal tone and then gets louder and louder until he’s screaming “LOKI GO NIGHT NIGHT!” 

If he sees my dad fall asleep, he screams like a little girl to scare my dad awake. And then laughs. He’s kind of perfected that evil laugh.

But the best one was when I brought home the man who has since become my ex for the first time, Loki looked him dead in the eyes and said “I’m going to bite you.” My parrot was the first one to see what a bad person my ex. He was smarter than us all. 

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Parrots are people.

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@oneshortdamnfuse

[theofficialvincenzo]

African Greys are like the greatest animal on the planet

[outragedbird]

When I was a kid, we had a rescued african grey called Dodi, and once I was arguing with my mum about my bed time, and the parrot (who had some very foul mouthed previous owners) just shouted at me “for fuck sake go to bed!” also whenever we hoovered he’d call us “yoooou dusty cunts” best thing was he had a scottish accent

[anexperimentallife]

My friend Roz grew up with one that used to imitate the phone, then imitate her mother’s voice calling her to the phone, and laugh at her when she fell for it and came downstairs.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[1st-1]

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

[dracogotgame]

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Finally, an explanation.