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On this episode of Maria knows how to flirt ™: I just listed all weirdest and best animals to a guy I’m talking to. Quality content.
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"
Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”
"Hungry but I'll get to it later"
“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"
Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don't have it in the house
The adhd modes of food
1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck
2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine
3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart
4. Mac And Cheese
5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.
6. You’re hungry. But every food you can think of sounds disgusting. Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.
7. You got engrossed in another project, suddenly you realize it’s 4 AM. You haven’t eaten since noon. You don’t feel hungry.
i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent
I wish I could say this is a shitpost but I’m actually talking about Chernobyl on tinder?
ADHD and Executive Dysfunction is like;
My current job situation: - My contract is ending 31st of December - I have been offered 7 months more in the same position - I don’t think I want it - I have applied for 3 jobs in another city 3 hour train ride away - I have 2/3 job interviews set - Dying - Not sure what I want - How people even deal with this adulting - I mean I might move in January
These would be heaven, omg.
i hate when you miss the “falling asleep” window where you actually felt tired enough to fall alseep right on the spot but minutes later your brain is back to its normal noisy self and so you won’t be able to fall asleep for another few hours
I’ve been sad for years about not asking the student health care to give me the chest x-ray pic, because well, a cool x-ray. But I realized another disappointing aspect: If I would ever be in a situaton where someone wants nudes, I could send them that pic. Get more than you bargained for.
The only thing more powerful than a hyper focus is
adhd is: ahh yes i can either say 5 sentences in 6 seconds or i just completely fail to verbalize
this feels…eerily accurate.
A personal attack