A World Properly Put Together

I'm a 32-year-old English prof on a mission to become a happier human being. I like cute animals, memes that capture the millennial malaise, coffee, and delicious food. Obsessed with The West Wing, true crime, and cats.

[justcatposts]

Don’t forget to eat your veggies 🥦 

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[only1600kids]

current mood

[rafawriter]

[linguisten]

how to do things with words

[timetravelingkayak]

They didn’t mention the best part!

[systlin]

Article is at https://www.thaienquirer.com/13861/foreign-affairs-unrest-continues-for-a-seventh-day-in-former-british-colony/

Here’s another choice bit

Slow clap it out for the Thai Enquirer

[rox-and-prose]

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

[chatdomestique]

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

[rox-and-prose]

"Hungry but I'll get to it later"

[jabberwockypie]

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

[evilkitten3]

“hungry but moving is Against The Law”

[justcatposts]

Cat missile: engaged 

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[cupcakesofchaos]

The fact that the cat fell out and was like “oh shit wait, let me back in” makes it so much better. They’re not just pleasantly tolerating this, it’s a theme park attraction for cats

[joasakura]

NYOOM

[keenarnor]

@chulacabra

[tikkety-tok]

[pqiehrlenw]

edward’s just like “but, but your fur” and claude’s like “whAT FUR???”

[babyanimalgifs]

The smile that can melt steel 

(via)

[babybopbitxh-deactivated2025100]

I want this good, smiley doggo

[anxietyproblem]

[patience-in-recovery88]

This is 2020

[mommarowen]

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

[wheremyscalesslither]

PRECIOUS BB

[sealcontent]

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

[this-fagon]

[atthefloodgates]

I’m kinda freaking out tonight. I am SO lonely. It feels like I’m never going to be able to see my family again. I still haven’t had a hug this whole time. I just want to go home, but I have no idea when that’ll be safe again. 

[eucalyptus-sage]

being known is being loved

"i know your pizza order" "you have freckles on your ears" "you make this face when you're tired" "you order green tea on a good day black on a bad day" "you always make that face before you try something" "the tips of your ears turn red when you're angry" "i knew you'd say something" "you must be exhausted to miss the class" "your favorite pie is pumpkin, right?" "i know your phone number, don't worry" "you miss me, i can tell" "you fiddle with your pens when you're bored" "you don't like converse unless they're high tops" "your favorite cereal is cinnamon toast crunch and you first ate it when you were 8"

being known is being loved.

[day-dreamersclub]

i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities

[atthefloodgates]

At the encouragement of my counselor, I purchased a subscription to Match. After taking a few days to “look around,” I’m still not super hopeful. But... Apparently nothing will happen/change if I don’t try new things *eye roll*

Also, I’ve only drank once in 77 days. That one night was a purposeful and strategic experiment that quickly confirmed that not only do I not need alcohol in my life, I don’t want it. So that’s cool. I might have a drink here or there (think: super special occasions, trying a local craft beer somewhere I’m traveling) but apart from that... I’m done. 

2020 is weird. 

[sixpenceee]

Time lapse of 2 Queen Of The Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms

[juice8b]

Absolutely beautiful!!

[littledoseofcrazy-deactivated20]

[warmdrool-deactivated20210404]

late capitalism nightmare

[vethox]

Epic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm: