A Young Cryptid

Currently in training to be unknown. At the moment I’m going insane over The Magnus Archives, D&D, and Critical Role. 

[mysteryanddark]

[snakes-in-mirrors]

Gentle 🦇

[bebs-art-gallery]

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

[avatar-of-the-web]

Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

[lestatdelioncoeur]

Contra Mundum - Shaun Leane.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

in hindsight it’s probably a good thing for sam and dean that charlie died because we all know she’d take one look at mary with her messy chopped hair and be like ‘hey bitches. I’m truly sorry. but I AM going to fuck your mom’

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

she shows up to movie night wearing a ‘world’s best dad’ shirt and after dean locks her outside she starts threatening to ground him

[vang0bus]

the hardest thing a girl has to do is get out of his warm comfy bed in the morning

[academiccryptid]

Oh glad someone gets it!

[bakwaaas]

life is so much better when u stop hyperanalysing urself and realise u can’t hate urself into being better u just have to accept ur a lil weird n fucked up slightly but it’s not that deep just live

[aniquotes]

“People don’t understand the word ruthless. They think it means ‘mean.’ It’s not about being mean. It’s about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It’s about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.”

- Marco, Book #30: The Reunion, pg. 71 (by K.A. Applegate)

[inked-violets]

I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist

[taahko]

supernatural is so funny to me every single detail about its existence is exquisitely absurd like

inspired by Kerouac's on the road

misha collins using a fake voice for cas because he thought he was just gonna be around for a couple episodes and then getting locked into 10 years of vocal fry

jared padalecki eating raw pork

every monster in the world from ghosts to the devil is just a regular american guy in carhartt and can be killed with a gun

jared padalecki in a party city wig to delineate him as Elderly in the most fuck off anticlimactic series finale ever to air

the fact they wanted to make jared padalecki the next big thing from spn and then didnt invite him to do the prequel

the fact they airlifted crowley from good omens into their own show and just apparently expected nobody to notice

the cw has never turned a profit

[taahko]

misha collins ON VIDEO saying cas' death was kind of a byg moment and then days later saying he never said that

confession script retractions and dean reciprocating cas only in foreign language dubs

misha collins confusing ambidextrous for bisexual and coming out before retracting it

every city in midwestern america is a different part of vancouver

mark sheppards "if i speak i will be banned" zoom interviews early pandemic

jim beaver playing a character named bobby singer in both supernatural and the boys, two shows produced by robert singer

three women: Sexually Liberated Brunette, Powerful But Unattainable Redhead, Virginal Blonde

[knottybliss]

[blatantescapism]

[Image description: a round pin badge with text in all caps. It says: “Warp drive is for distance. Weft drive is for going back and forth. It’s good for shuttles.” End ID. /]

[saint-batrick]

BLISS, GODDAMNIT

[knottybliss]

ITS EXACTLY MY VIBE AND YOU KNOW IT

[saint-batrick]

i KNOWWWWWWWWW it's amazing but also GODDAMNIT

[duckbunny]

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING TO GET YOUR MEDS BEFORE THE PHARMACIES CLOSE

they are going to be CLOSED OVER THE HOLIDAYS and so will the DOCTORS WHO SIGN YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS.

if you don’t have enough meds to last the next THREE WEEKS, put in for your repeats and refills tomorrow! that’s Wednesday! do it! don’t go to hospital at New Year because you ran out of stuff!

[duckbunny]

it’s that time of year again! get your meds!

[nanistar]

NO MORE FIGHTING! PEACE AND LOVE ON TUMBLR DOT COM!!!

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

2300 years old Scythian woman’s boot preserved in the frozen ground of the Altai Mountains[750x451]

[taibhsearachd]

So I was mobile when I reblogged this earlier, but re: the adornment on the soles. These shoes undoubtedly belonged to the Pazyryk Ice Maiden, given the date, culture, and location. (I love her, I care about her so much, and I will never not ramble about her given the chance.) The woman who wore these boots was 30 years old, at the oldest. She was probably a priestess, a storyteller. She was from a horseriding culture, and it’s unclear if stirrups had been invented at the time. She suffered from chronic pain, and she died from breast cancer and/or complications from a fall (probably from horseback). This is the first time I’ve seen her boots, but I’m entirely unsurprised by it. She may not have had to walk much, given her status and riding culture. She may not have been ABLE to walk much, given her apparent disabilities. She was valued in her community, despite these limitations, to the point that they created these beautiful, less-than-functional objects for her, that they buried her with ceremony befitting royalty, that she and her belongings are the best and most solid example of this culture we have. Disabled people have inherent worth in a society, and always have.

[soberscientistlife]

It is exhausting!

[h4te]

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