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sometimes memes, never original content

[movedtocrowleycore-deactivated2]

me encountering shinies

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

[urban-cryptid]

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

[winelandcounty]

Really Useful Life Hacks

[pvwitch]

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

[shakugan-archive]

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[catchymemes]

[tvneon]

[weirdness-is-good]

Big Dick Energy

[marie-champion-deactivated20201]

Visit Original Link

today marks the day i emailed lucas’ voice actor asking her to sing freddy freaker and say banana as lucas and she actually did. what a nice lady!

[princesstigerbelle]

She has… given up….. 🐻 🙀‼️

[f1rstperson]

An older monk seal: you kids aren’t eeling in there, are you?

A bunch of idiot teen monk seals with eels sticking out of their noses: no dad

[2headedgrrrl]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[sameboot]

today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

[sameboot]

ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

[sameboot]

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue

this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window

[sameboot]

oh

[incartis]

you’ve crossed into a place untouched by mortals and you need to avoid this place, or else the next time you enter that place, you may never return

[everythingfox]

Let Him In

[mostlycatsmostly]

[glumshoe]

…………HEY………

[glumshoe]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HOMESTUCK

[unclefather]

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

[roombavoomba]

jango fet holding up newborn boba: so Basically, im babie