I'm just here to waste time

why are you here?

[loveridden1999]

[threedollarsdotcom]

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

[treecitysessions]

I’m kind of a pointless person with no reason to be

[nextlevelsmp3]

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[inviernodel95]

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[sandmandaddy69]

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[marlynnofmany]

#the bracelet is also radioactive

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

[margarettherelentless]

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[depsidase]