The world, according to Mel

Mel | Fandom old | cis female | asexual | biromantic | hardcore OTP-er for life | multifandom blog ♥ Shows/Movies: Phineas & Ferb | 9-1-1 | Severance | Good Omens | Watcher | The Witcher | Various other things ♥ Current ships: Perryshmirtz | Buddie | Ineffable Husbands | Geraskier ♥ Eternal ships: Sterek | Hobrien | Larry | Mulder/Scully | Reddie | Corpsekkuno | Blunder | Shiall ♥ (Icon by canondiaz) ♥ (Header by olismabel)

[drulalovescas]

everybody say thank you, fanfiction

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Imagine being in your 80s and looking this good 😭 they so badass

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[asksanguinius40k]

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

[flower-crowns-and-combat-boots]

Paywall removed here

[hungrymilliek]

Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.

GitHub - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool: A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verificat

A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[rollercoasterwords]

*giving you a tour of my tumblr dashboard* well that’s my mutual who posts beatles rpf and that’s my mutual who posts gifs of tv shows i haven’t watched and that’s my mutual who posts pictures of animals frolicking in fields or cool buildings or things like that and that’s my mutual who posts various images of men having sex. sometimes women too

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

It goes both ways

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

I just realized this is shortly after:

Perry thought he was the one Doof was cooking for omg

[desertdinerbuddie]

Starting a petition now for a s10 Christmas episode where Buck and Eddie take Theo (and a somewhat unwilling Chris) to see Santa at the mall, and Blair the Buddie Elf is there to compliment them on their beautiful family.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

And Lo It Is ᴛʀᴜᴇ And It Is ɢᴏᴏᴅ

Bonus Heavenly Message: the same applies to cheetahs and polka dots!

[demigod-jack-hearth]

[theweirdwideweb]

[herrbutch]

[lover-of-mine]

I know people just want excuses to doom. But it's so funny to me that people genuinely believe that 911 can just write a woman between Buck and Eddie now and make it work. You mean you think there's a way to write a sane woman who will voluntarily start dating Eddie, when Eddie is not only co-parenting his teenager with his best friend, but also is co-parenting his single and very much bisexual best friend's toddler. There are support systems and then there is whatever they are setting up with buddie and Theo. It's not even just the backlash from buddie fans, it's from anyone with 2 braincells to rub together. There's a limit on how far you can take the "I'm Buck, this is my husband Eddie, that's our kids Chris and Theo, that's Eddie no last name girlfriend, this is my underdeveloped sexual partner" before it's just ridiculous. They were already bending to the point of breakage, Theo makes it insane. Like, genuinely. Like, the concept of introducing someone in S10, in the middle of buddie becoming a family of 4, would never fly because it would just be extremely underwhelming, no matter what they did. That's the thing with trying to compete with the best friends slowburn now. It's been 9 seasons of them. And now they are a family of 4. Anything else is gonna be unsatisfying.

[senso1954]

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

[deseretgear]

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

[kirbymongerr]

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[silken-scarves]

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

[headspace-hotel]

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

[anarchautistic]

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

[lilmaneater]

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-

[snowflake194]

(x) Eddie will complain about his back later

[chio-chan2artbox]

They said yes 😇

Plot twist, this is Perry’s dream lol… jkjk this idea crossed my mind and it made me giggle.

Now, Perry takes off his hat, Does Heinz recognizes him? I was gonna be lazy and say that at this point he does, but I also thought of the funny scenario where Heinz be like: “Sorry Steven, I love someone else…” *Perry puts on the hat*… Heinz: “PERRY THE PLATYPUS!” And he is all blushy and embarrassed 🤭 You can pick whichever you prefer.

Note: Perry sings “do”, but I learned that for weddings some use the sign for oath or promise ❤️

[buddieloustat]

9x12 | 9x18

[brittany-murphy]

Buck and his friend's son, Theo

9-1-1, I Got You Babe (S09E17)

[lararguello1704-blog]

You have no idea how much I wish Bobby was still alive to see this

[eggshellsareneat]

Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

[brightlotusmoon]

[cdrlogic]

Reblog the reblogging post.

Like to ignore its wisdom.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.