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[canvasofthecosmos]

the "will probably procrastinate their own death" squad

aquarius, pisces, taurus, libra, sagittarius

[shaketheglitteroffurclothes]

[onemoredaytoanewbeginning]

My social life has two moods: Mr Bingley and Mr Darcy. 

There is no in between

[unsolve]

[bunnyfood]

GOTTA GO FAST

[derpycats]

Huh? 

[incredulicious]

lil pup 

[tumblr]

[nutckles]

those darn dang ding dong social justice warios 

[casibarria]

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.

[zohbugg]

whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.

[dramasubtitles]

[fuckyeahnbagifs-blog]

[watehva]

If you’re gonna post song lyrics on social media ask yourself is it worth it? Let me work it. Put my thing down flip it and reverse it

[theonion]

Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread

[psvlms]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

[gay-for-toasters]

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[theapatheticstag]

hmmmmmmm I wonder

aight lets see what happens

hmmmmmmm…. maybe it takes awhile?

[givein2mike]

*reblogs*

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[wishuponastarion]

What Mediterranean guy doesn’t like garlic?

[thursday]