i saw Satan through the Peephole of Room 666

in my dream lol

[acdcasass]

I know that John Mulaney is a radio show host from the 1920s, and Anna Mulaney is a Victorian artisan. And now, I present to y'all, Joanna Newsom is a timeless goddess.

[mindofthemage]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

[saintofnotbroken]

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[foxydunsparce]

My box of raisins is making me really uncomfortable

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

Don’t ignore it.

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

My dear Frodo. Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001 - 2003)

[memeuplift]

[fishareglorious]

I love this post so much

[undead-puppetry]

[dark-sappho]

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

[tennant]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999) “Emissary, Part. 1” (1.01)

[sew-birb]

It was an extremely cool and weird start to a new star trek to have the new captain (technically Sisko is a commander but who cares) be like “I know you didn’t mean to but you killed my wife >:(”

[redcheekdays]

[sclimp]

Strangers came up to me and my boyfriend behind the bus station and handed us pronoun pins but, like, didnt ask for our pronouns first or anything, they just assigned us some I think

[deadbeatmaker]

adulthood is thinking about the people you talked to online in 2011 and being like ohhh. that’s a pedophile. right

[portraitoftheoddity]

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

[theundergroundwoman]

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever

[pattinsonsupremacy]

i have two heroes