Sarcasm.

He/Him Is that fucking bugs

[sirfrogsworth]

3.944 cubits.

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

Third grocery store shelf from the top

[sassymccoy]

I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes

[the-bi-man-cometh]

About 1 Billy Joel.

[turnaboutstevie]

taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else

[wuackamole]

Just a little too long for my bed

[gettingvetted]

18 hands

[lizziedoesvetpath]

Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat

[champawattigress]

Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber.

[underscorespider]

taller than every member of fall out boy 

[this-mess-of-a-man]

If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling

[smally-poly-and-off-the-wally]

I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings

[a-fools-stone]

I am 2 capybara’s tall

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets

[official-lucifers-child]

at least 5 hands

[my-anxiety-hasanxiety]

Tall enough to hit low hanging exit signs if I jump

[invisiblesketches]

Can reach top of the top shelf kinda easily

[anglerfl3sh]

four or five marionette plushies

[ace-fron]

I need to climb on the counter to reach stuff

[www-girl]

hey guys!! just a psa but dont go in there, you’ll become one freaky creature. monster party.

[mvthilda]

you wanna play truth or dare? here's a truth, you're a sloppy bitch! yeah that's right! let's dance, yippee ki yay motherfu--

[thatsthat24]

Roman, Virgil, and Boundary Issues 🥁 (Audio: Stepbrothers)

[aangarchy]

Azula: only fools would dare to attack me without bending.

Sokka, a local fool prepping his boomerang:

[buttermymuffins-deactivated2024]

[iamgoingtoeatyoursoul-blog]

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

What am I going to do now?

[damndanyul]

You can die happily

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

[centripulo-deactivated20180629]

HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT

[onyx-was-here]

@su-steven

[aar-is-not-a-pirate]

@freakofandoms​ @extratheathergay​ @starbucks-remy​

[rip-paramour]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT

[livingsspecter]

happens everytime

edit: why does this post have so many notes?lmao

[dracularas]

reblog if u love winona ryder, really love winona ryder, or are in love with winona ryder

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[pocdisneys]

naveen appreciation post

[crowscursedimages]

[ace-fron]

you should listen to six the musical

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[ace-fron]

acting more like fucking babysitting

[vodkasam]

please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is an acephobia free zone <3

[hispreciouslittlestar-blog]

o'course :)

[airbenderedacted]

[bad-ass-stapler]

Ben: *stares into camera, microphone ready* And here, you can observe the endangered Klaus Hargreeves in his natural habitat.

Klaus: *falls down stairs, bottle of vodka crashes to floor and shatters*

Klaus: FUCK!

Ben: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

[incorrecttua]

“What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humour”

— Klaus