runwayGlimmer

they/them, genderfluid, ace, pan. 0%neurotypical. Mostly gay shit, fandoms varied (tma , homestuck, etc etc) Aesthetically all over the place. A very loving Frog 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇮 21✨️✨️

[lolita-tips]

The Angelic Pretty Coloring Book

RAR Download of all the pages

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I could make taro milk tea without the purple sweet potato powder but then the drink wouldn’t be purple and if the drink isn’t purple then I have to ask myself what the point is. Sure it tastes good but it’s not purple

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[what-even-is-thiss]

They put a little garnish on food in pictures and on cooking shows because most food is pretty ugly actually

[claybird14]

Hey Dave, play that song I love

[what-even-is-thiss]

On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.

Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?

[sapphire-shores]

happy pride month. quick raripie doodle

[funeralcity]

they are not “gay little fingerless gloves”. they sre my normal sized fingerless gloves of undisclosed sexuality.

[translating-posts-into-finnish]

hautajaiskaupunki

ne ei oo "homot pikku kynsikkäät". ne pn mun normaalin kokoset kynsikkäät joiden seksuaalisuus ei oo yleisessä tiedossa.

[pupucino]

PANOHANSKAT

[ruttotohtori]

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Like to charge

Reblog to cast

[solenaj0y]

What if Aziraphale actually wrote this in the new book of life…

“When God arrived she didn’t have a clue that Aziraphale had bigger plans, secret plans. She didn’t know that after she agreed to set the world to be a boring normal earth, the truth of what Aziraphale wrote would unfold as well.

The truth that Aziraphale wrote a double universe into existence, one where anyone concerned with their fate would believe God recreated the world to be plain, with reincarnated versions of all the angels and demons in a perfectly ordinary world.

When truly, secretly, he and Crowley would be existing in the universe just as it was before, and as they always have, together. Except this time, God wasn’t there to interfere.”

This is my copium shhh

[hamsters38]

the dia

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[byjove]

tall guys might have the upper hand (pun intended) in dating rn but my 5'4" self will have the last laugh when I’m the hottest guy in the nursing home

[what-even-is-thiss]

You point out that something going on in China is very capitalist and there’s always somebody who goes “but aren’t they communist tho”

My friends, pure communism in practice was dead the moment it started and Chinese internet influencers have so many fucking sponsorships per video. Have you had your head under a rock for the past 30 years?

[scoobydoodean]

I’m dead serious when I say my favorite salmon dean moment is when Sam finds that horrible taxidermy animal with the costume on and holds it up for Dean to look at.

[scoobydoodean]

Forget dying in your brother's arms or whatever THIS is peak siblingism.