Professional Procrastinator

This is a shitpost blog**Once a blue moon there will be scribbles**Occasionally NSFW. You have been warned

[redbeardace]

[sunny-s1de-upp]

EVERYONE STAND FOR THE FAG 🫡🫡🫡

[sunny-s1de-upp]

FLAG FLAG I MEANT FLAG

[thatswhatsushesaid]

i'll stand for him too

🫡

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top notch interaction I had with the ambulance crew after my accident a couple years back:

paramedic: hi, I'm Allan

me: you told me. and your colleague is Jim, and the man who found me is Peter. guess my short-term memory is okay

Allan: ..are you doing a cognitive function test on yourself

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Allan, two minutes later, putting a third blanket around me: okay, how's that feeling now

me: well my feet are still freezing but it's okay, I know you need to focus on getting my core temperature up first

Allan: how many times has this happened to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

noteworthy that they literally had a mask on me hooked up to a tank pumping narcotics into my lungs through all this, and my body temperature was like 34°. I would have been doing well to just have both eyes pointed in the same direction

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in post-accident cognition."

[cute-catts]

[mikkeneko]

From a cat's perspective, it's not that he has a bed and you have a bed. WE have TWO BEDS, a small bed and a large bed. And if you don't want to use the small bed, you do you, but he doesn't see why that should stop him from using the large bed.

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[silurisanguine]

Linktree will be feeding your images with DALL-E, Open AI from 5th July 2026.

Warning to anyone using Linktree.

From the 5th July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

I deleted my account just now, because there was no way to turn this off or opt out.

[ivepetthatpokemon]

I got some Japanese posts showing up on my Twitter feed featuring Pokemon plushies dressed up. But it was like Conkeldurr with jewels on his concrete stacks and Hitmonlee in a dress and tiara.

I love seeing trainers making their favourite unique. Dressing them, customising them, nicknames, taking them on journeys. I live for this stuff.

[ivepetthatpokemon]

They showed up on my feed again! I hope they don’t mind me posting it here but this is just so sweet

[vedajuno]

[divorceddadrock]

[madamadamiu]

One year of the Lost Light Cat Shelter!!! It’s been a wonderful time

[cart-a-hearts]

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

[charitydingle]

猫の恩返し / The Cat Returns 2002, dir. Hiroyuki Morita

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[vintage-tigre]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[marlinspirkhall]

Happy pride

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thenefariousscarab]

Disrespect.

[thenefariousscarab]

Who's that Pokemon?? It's-- !!!

cones.