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If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

molabuddy

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

damazcuz

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

gryffon

tall

gatheringbones

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

quasarkisses

i needed this as a background

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reader-from-nowhere

How does whirl get turned if no mouth?

Cyclonus puts the bite in Love Bites

heckyeahponyscans

The fact that “dolls having a tea party” has stuck around in the public consciousness is fascinating to me.

Like, back in the Old Days that would be a way that women would actually socialize. So if a girl had a doll tea party, she was imitating her mom / other contemporary women.

But these days contemporary women don’t have tea parties. So now, the idea of “dolls having a tea party” is an echo of an extinct behavior, only repeated and referenced because it used to be so prevalent.

So a Barbie in a big hat themed for a tea party is a bit like if they made Transformers that turned into stagecoaches and horse-drawn buggies.

mysticsybil

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

Prime and Prejudice

Redemption🌹

4am cheeseburger date

Bonus: tailgate it's ham

keferon

I have made so many drawings in this specific genre I think I’m just repeating myself at this point haha

digitaldiscipline

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

planeyboys

Lugia chewing undersea cables

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ihatenearlyeverything

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

oatmealbrain

And boy are they clumsy

hydrangeafae

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human