all solar no punk

26. she/her. here to fuck around.

[macden]

S1E01 → S5E10

[inadvertently-biblical]

HACKS - 5x10

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[vedurnan-archive]

[vedurnan-archive]

[dozydawn]

[caitlikescoffee]

[the-acid-pear]

[jennserr]

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[lacunaanonymoused]

This, too. This is a big one as well.

[deep-green-existentialist]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[timesreading]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[ravenlynclemens]

calvin and hobbes

[rocktopussy]

[pomme-poire-peche]

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

[blessedbycoyotes]

[werothegreat]

one of my faves

[dittoexodus]

[lapsedmathematician]

but don’t worry folks, he DID hate the business world more than the art world. barely

[achillesinhighheels]

[redfagdiver]

We quickly forget how much the international mail system is one of the wonders of the modern world

[antlerqueer]

Hacks (2021-). Big, Brave Girl.

[nico-di-angelfish]

[everything-written-down]

Also the fact that when Jimmy has his Ava meltdown he navigates the golf cart around the gate 😭 no one has ever been more pure while undergoing a total breakdown than our guy he’s so fucking funny

[avapilled]

Hacks fake tweets because i miss them

[mrgaretcarter]

— Hacks 5x08