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have a lot of things to do but the first and foremost ☝️ I put Niles Crane in the backrooms

“Niles? My god, this is preposterous! You cannot simply go running off like a little errand boy everytime Maris screams and cries in another dimension-damnit, I’ve been here before. Niles, stop MOVING! At this rate we will never get out of here in time for our reservation at La Cigar Voulant and I am NOT missing out on their flayed-entity special again.”

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kitten-kin

LMAO the last one! The strongman’s immediately like “No. No, absolutely not. Nope.” and the bodybuilder looks around like “Are you kidding me? I’ll die. You know that, right? I’ll die?”

ahhvernin

The Rogue, the Paladin, the Barbarian have a day to themselves and enjoy some friendly competition.

This is such a fun video to watch. Not only do you see 3 versions of masculine fitness and strength but with each movement you can almost see where their weight is distributed and where they place their control. Which makes it fun to think about body builds and fantasy characters.

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sylvyspritii

My notifications look so much more fun this way

eater-of-the-sand

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

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Mutuals please stop putting this post on my dash

cananabananalist

not a chance

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I can and will disable reblogs

2ws2ls

No you won't

shuffled-bunny

LAST WARNING!!!!

irishironclad

With it being holiday season I wanna remind everyone that the Christian commandment of honouring your mother and father does not and never has meant forcing yourself to interact with and play nice with abusers or people who harm your mental health.

lesbian-separatist

If this commandment wasn't specifically about tolerating abuse from your elders they wouldn't have put it in The Book.

The Book Is Bad.

Find A New Book.

irishironclad

The commandment is not about that, its about loving your parents.

Also

Ireland was never colonized by Rome and was Catholic before the Anglo-Normans or anyone else invaded. Catholicsm is a fundamental part of Irish culture and identity. You lack basic knowledge of this subject.

supreme-leader-stoat

What never seems to get mentioned or acknowledged in these gottchas (of either the 'Bible bad' or 'I can do whatever I want to my kids' varieties) is that the next—literally the very next verse (Ephesians 6:4)—is "Parents, do not provoke [parorgizete: anger/degrade/demean/push the buttons of] your children, but bring them up in the discipline [paideia: training, correction, education] and instruction [nouthesia: verbal instruction/warning/admonition/encouragement] of the Lord."

The issue is not that scripture promotes or permits abuse and neglect, it's that abusive parents who try to justify themselves using religion see a big flashing "DON'T ABUSE YOUR KIDS, ASSHOLE" sign attached to the bit about children loving their parents and go

kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon

German trailer for The Thing (1982).

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eightfish

Postman and a cow

urgetocreate

Allan O'Marra (Canadian b. 1947), The Bather (La Baigneuse), 2014,. Oil and Acrylic on canvas

#nudity #artistic nudity

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kilncreatures

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

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latinare

Deus care, me benefice: mare tantum est et carina mea tam parva

bookshelfdreams

hey so - we frogged your boyfriend. The pattern wasn't working out and we'd rather use the materials for something else. Yeah, we unraveled all of him, wound him into balls and put him back in the stash. Sorry. You can help us pick out a new pattern, if you want.

curiousobsession101

-gasp- you reduced him to boyfriend material??

fairyinthetrees

potato seeking behavior

physicsgoblin

"I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice?"

-from Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis

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Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

bunjywunjy

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

puppetbilly

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

proteus-no

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!