I don’t even want my dick to be so good that women bite eachother and blame it for their coke addictions. That’s some real Monkey’s Paw type shit
I’m trying to imagine some pussy so good that I started smoking crack and I can’t wrap my mind around it.
SON
That last one wowwwwwwwwwwww
What in the fuck is wrong here? I’m not understanding. How. Why.
Low self esteem, borderline mental illness possibly and too much time on their fucking hands.
Fatal Attraction type shit
Oh my fucking goodness
This went from sorta funny to someone straight up criminal shit. Im not having sex anymore, celibacy my new lifestyle. Holy shit
I’m…speechless
This ain’t it chiefs.
Reasons why I give trash dick
nah, this is crazy wtf.
I really didn’t think it could get worse but it in fact got worse






















