[boobookityyfuck]

I got a sunflower and bean won’t stop staring at it she’s in love

[jasonptodd]

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay

[nitrons]

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

Remember when I was temporarily blind and my mom took me shopping but I got lost in the parking lot and ended up confused and in a hole and she just took pictures instead of helping me

[owlmylove]

this was wild from start to finish

[mishasminions]

MY TWO MOODS

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it

[adr0itness-deactivated20150718]

Why would it be restricted?

[fadeintocase]

jesus christ this is fantastic

[gifyourass]

How the world sees America.

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

tfw you are with two friends who are closer to each other than to you

[foxberryblue]

Let's play a game!

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

[anakihn-deactivated20160213]

GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.

[vulpineechoes]

i decided to go through the first couple hundred tags (i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard) and here are some highlights

[fucklestat]

[shanology]

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. I don’t dare go look at the newest tags.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

o      m        g

[hanninope]

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[monochromaticblack]

“be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods.” the best advice I’ve ever received.

[hitotsu]

[groovhy]

Picked up some flowers from the farmers market this morning! 😊🌻 ig:@groovhykid

[hplyrikz]

I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.

Robert Polito (via hplyrikz)

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dreaming-jaybird]

‘we’re flyin awea’

[mishasminions]

THESE HUMANS