jus here for a laugh

not a discourse blog. not a validation blog. not an advice blog. just here for the jokes. will tag if asked. im acearo

[cheaphalloweencostume]

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

[pwbi]

Do you have directions to the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store?

Asking for a friend

[cheaphalloweencostume]

forge your own path

[crazyexedits]

[i-am-a-fish]

asexuality!!!!

[follow-the-aro]

Big aro mood

(credit @sketchesbyboze)

[lizardinabigwizardhat]

Someone: well how would you know you’re ace if you haven’t had sex before

Me: huh it’s almost like there’s a legitimate reason for my not having had sex before, like, oh I dunno, being ace?

[animatedtext]

[text--gifs]

Aromantic Pride!

Free to save. Credit if you use.

Requests open.

[official-cisphobe]

you know what fuck you support all aspecs or die by my sword

[npdclaraoswald]

[autisticchangeling]

[ID: A screenshot of Aziraphael from Good Omens holding a flaming sword. The photo is designed to make the original post look like a speech bubble. End]

[phaserbeams]

friend: can’t you watch just ONE thing without headcanoning any of the characters as asexual???

me: absolutely not

[captaincrusher]

Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.

[raionmimi]

Siren: Heyyyy come over here for a good time ;) 🎶

Me: I’m asexual

Siren: Oh

Siren: Heard you wouldn’t fight a siren

Me, immediately turning my ship to crash into the rocky cliffs: Who the fuck said that???

[little-ladynightshade]

Siren: heyyyy come here for a good time

Me: bish don’t threaten me

[softanti]

new game: put your sexuality in the tags and what sauce you eat chicken nuggets with

im a lesbian and i only trust ranch

[freakingacedit]

Single and ready to... single

[ssnoot]

asexual pickup lines

are you my toe cuz i don’t wanna bang you on a table 

[aro-antics]

My aro ass when someone asks me on a date:

[fireynovacat]

What the fuck is an attraction.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

I believe it’s another name for a ride commonly found at theme parks

[redbeardace]

They’re having a sale on asexuality!  Just in time for Asexual Awareness Week!  Stock up on asexuality today!

[caldomine-deactivated20170405]

Regardless of your sexual leanings, 70% off is a bloody good deal.

[doctress]

Now I can afford to be even more asexual than ever before

[sashaforthewin]

I miss the days when asexuality was under a dollar a gallon.

[iriswallpaper]

I wonder if the asexuality on Amazon is Prime eligible?

[iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant]

Yes…asexuals always have free shipping.

[big-bad-bastard]

But is asexuality available for instant streaming?

[redbeardace]

Yes, but unfortunately you have to use RealPlayer.