I just don't understand in general tbh

Samuel/Sarah / 24 / Australia / Queer

[wa-shoi]

Rengoku-sensei to get you through the day, Rengoku-sensei for when you’ve made it through!!!

[africabytotodile]

[theshmaylor]

alright so it's annual donation drive time over on AO3, and I've already seen the usual "this is ridiculous/this is shady/what are they doing with all that money” so here's your yearly reminder:

servers are fucking expensive

there are no fees or ads and they're not selling your information anywhere, so the only money comes from donations

the budget is always public and the 2019 update is here if you want to see for yourself exactly where the money is going

[onceiwashere]

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[onceiwashere]

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

[onceiwashere]

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[powerfulwizard]

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human

[powerfulwizard]

[annabellioncourt]

[prussianmemes]

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

[wolfsteax]

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

[argayzi]

si sunt voinic

[iuuubire-deactivated20210607]

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

[argayzi]

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

[dangerbooze]

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

[spelviin]

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[gryphon982]

MI-AMINTESC DE OCHII TAI

[fat-rolls-frictions]

my whole damn life just flashed before my eyes

[cacopheny]

I’m sorry I still love this fuckin song

[theonion]

Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East 

[haloinfinite-archive]

help I’m dying

[rslashrats]

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

[skelefolk]

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

[rslashrats]

[porterr-robinson]

[videochrome2]

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[ratsilk-deactivated20240107]

This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec

[polyglotplatypus]

tfw your fictional characters get diagnosed before you

imagine the sheer mental gymnastics one must do in order to not only deny any self diagnosis before seeing a doctor but also PROJECT that shit on their own characters and not think for one second it might mean something. anyway im dumby

alternate titles for this comic would have been “help i’m being bullied by my character’s identities - in a sexy way (written by chuck tingle)” or “so you have dumb projecting bitch disorder”

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[holdtightposts]

New characters for the Pokemon anime.

Here’s Professor Sakuragi and his daughter Koharu with her partner Yamper. This is his research lab that he built in the Kanto region.

... oh boy. Here we go again.

[ripleyandweeds]

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying