me, nerd

nice

[nervouspatrolwerewolf]

my lovelies mnmnbnnbmb

[acepandeadbie]

WHY DOES THIS HAVE LIKE 10 NOTES THIS IS GODS WORK

[princesskuragina]

2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately some people on twitter are very literally already there

[idle-speculation]

Same genre I fear

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The ideal book is 500 blank pages which act as a safe space that allows the reader full control over the narrative without running the risk of nonconsentually forcing their train of thought or violating their cognitive boundaries

[acepandeadbie]

MIND VIRUSES????????

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[penumbraphantism]

i took a nap and had the most beautiful dream that nepeta and tenna were friends

[penumbraphantism]

mikes go to the tv world homestuck meetup

[soyoumusik]

“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

leaving out a very vital part of the quote

[spinmagazine]

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

[were--ralph]

adding to my list of favorite tags

[charl0ttan]

in deergirl civilization, everybody jumps for the snapped twig

[draconym]

Reviving a 30 year old idea with my childhood friend: the humble sporkion

[draconym]

Wait.

There. That's perfect. I'm keeping him in a terrarium and feeding him jello.

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

[cxxxvii]

TEETH

[tidesandtwilight]

Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

[fabbybear]

happens everytime, forget about her and fall in love a trans lesbian who is a much better wrestler

[suddenmassiveexistencefailure]

Cool story about Dark Sheik is that she wrote me a poem in Latin on an 8x10 once and now I’m on HRT

[fleshengine]

Latin poem of become transgender.

[cruella1989]

Ian McDiarmid and Christopher Lee are caught playing Star Wars video games.

[virahaus]

The fact that there isn't a fanart with this exact pose with them as Palpatine and Dooku playing "kill you jedi" interactive game is criminal

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[fallout-lou-begas]

watching video game challenge runs where they try to beat a platformer game without jumping is so funny because they'll be like "well after performing six frame-perfect tricks in a row and abusing the object memory glitch to generate enemies from four levels ago for us to bounce off the tops of so that we can cross a single gap, we're immediately met with a wall that we can't get over without jumping" and you'll literally think well that's not fair. why would the developers put that wall in the way like that

[only-cat-memes]