There Is Much To Do

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[hyumjim]

Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience

[baba-the-yagaa]

Explaining a beautiful mathematical concept and the person asks for the real world application like bitch first off the real world application is it makes me personally ecstatic and second it doesn't need one because it's my special little princess concept

[huffylemon]

[hellowyn-llewellyn]

Over The Garden Wall (2014) : Cartoon Network Patrick McHale : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Over the Garden Wall is an American animated television miniseries created by Patrick McHale for Cartoon Network. The series centers on two.

Just in case the show doesn’t end up airing or they air the censored version Internet Archive has the whole series plus more so you can watch this fall :)

[crushsuggestions]

do you ever…. just consider throwing yourself in a trashcan after a conversation

[jame7t]

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

[0v9]

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

[jame7t]

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

[naggingatlas]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

beautiful women named National Alert System are trying to contact me

[basemondo]

Do not listen to the sirens

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[lierdumoa]

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

[lierdumoa]

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

[tinyflower-bouquet]

they should invent a sleep that's always nine hours worth of sleep no matter how short you actually sleep

[castelnou]

[gollyg]

[glorious-spoon]

i'm very picky about tv shows, but my pickiness has only an incidental relationship to whether or not a show is "good". it needs to scratch a particular itch in my brain at the right moment. do i know what the right moment is? no. do i know what the itch is? also no. i can be relied upon to get instantly bored of 85% of tv shows and then turn the remaining 15% into a central facet of my personality for 3-5 business months and even i am incapable of predicting which one it'll be ahead of time.

[hollowboobtheory]

ok but status notes on who’s online are literally meaningless to me. I will send you my thoughts as they occur to me and you can respond whenever it’s fine

[simcardiac-arrested]

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged is a tumblr user so i'd delete that if i were you

[sidcrosbrainworms]

today’s ao3 experience

[alivehouse]

the problem with fanfiction is that theres too many coffeeshop aus and not enough aus where the characters are trapped in an alivehouse psychological horror situation or perhaps a labyrinth of sorts

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[taburde]

[flaccidbonestm]

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