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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

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Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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Reblogging this, because it is helpful information, BUT, with a couple of additions and caveats. First, this:

Rhythmically coughing during a heart attack increases your chances of surviving it?

And then this:

As if the thought of having a heart attack isn't worrisome enough, what would happen if you had one while all alone? Thankfully, it is quite

And yes, as you get older, these are things you actually start thinking about, and worrying about, so I always try to stay informed.

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Important for younger people too!! I was in my 30's, sitting in a waiting room, feeling sorry for myself because I was the youngest person at the cardiologist's. Then a kid who couldn't have been more than 16 walked in....

One of the most dangerous mistakes people make about their health is believing that a health problem doesn't happen to people "their age".

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Hello there This is Alaa Mahdi who has Belgian citizenship and has lived in Bel… Alaa Mahdi needs your support for Support Shaza Family to

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No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

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Stanley I have a brilliant idea! It may be unconventional but hear me out on this one. What if I was your bitch? Now now Stanley no need to act like that. It’s purely heterosexual. … that’s not how that works? Huh… do you want to try it anyway?

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But what If I said no homo, Stanley? Trust me trust me, those are magic words! Those words automatically nullifies any doubt of homosexual acts. Wh— No?! Why not? Stanley I'm giving you this opportunity for free, you won't even need to take any penny out of your wallet. Oh come on Stanley! Learn to accept opportunities, bitches don't grow on trees!