Sleepless in Staten Island.

All about me: I hate baseball. What I am looking for: Somebody that won't stab me.

[1uvs]

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[synqra]

[seene0n]

[ithelpstodream]

[c3po]

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

[qoa]

[codified-likeness-utility]

[touchbeauty]

[mysharona1987]

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

[lollydrag0n]

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

[isolinde-deactivated20150910]

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

[mysharona1987]

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

[michellechang]

me at age 12 trying to figure out how to clear the browser history on the family computer after searching “shirtless boys” on google images

[realitytvgifs]

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[spice5girls]

Merry Christmas

[cmcniz]

Spice up ur fucking life

[angie-labaddie]

I know its not christmas yet but im feeling 90s nostolgic asf today lol

[soicyboyz]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]