Achello 🫀☕️

Bsd + Alien stage + OC stuff

[acetylnx]

[confuzing]

Shen Jiu qi deviates into a younger version of himself- but not a cute little boy. He deviates back to the worst night if his life and Yue Qingyuan has to deal with a scrawny hysterical teenaged Shen Jiu who just murdered a bunch of people.

[acetylnx]

[allpiesforourown]

How am I supposed to be normal about Bingqiu when shen yuan protects Binghe from his groomer by holding him tight and hiding him from their eyes so gently and lovingly

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

Shen Jiu who makes fun of Liu Qingge and the other bai zhan brutes, values cultivation through the four arts much higher than their physical cultivation, until Zhangmen-shixiong ends up unconscious somewhere on a mission with no one else around, and he can't carry him

[maliinka]

svsss au im working onnn

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

Do we have fics where any of the other peak lords body swaps with Shen Jiu? Doesn't matter who, I just need them to pass out from the chronic pain :D

[lemonsizebuns]

Moshang with the song "Masochism Tango" by Tom Lehrer heals me because I can imagine Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun with this song in their onesided "beat then 3 times a day" courtship era.

And then there's Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu with "Stalkers tango" by Autoheart.

Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe all freaked up with their respective husbands because I firmly believe they are the peak depiction of this quote "Same words, different font."

You cannot tell me Shang Qinghua didn't project a little bit of himself in Luo Binghe.

Like father and son yall, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, after all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[skyporf]

WHEN do you ever feel that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the worms yearn for escape

[leo-forgot-to-create]

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

[skyactually]

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

[purlturtle]

After my hysto, I was in *intense* abdominal pain that didn't feel like wound pain from the ablation but something different that I couldn't explain, until the gynecologist told me "yep, that'd be your intestines rearranging themselves into the gap left behind by your uterus."

So there's a mental picture for you. Slither slither. Slither slither.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

[red-garden]

I feel that the world could be greatly improved with more scary and unhinged Yue Qingyuan. I want to see more of him making the people around him understand that he is the most powerful man in the world, and there is nothing they have that he could not take if he wanted to. His self control among those he cares for is iron clad— he does not want to rule anyone with fear. He does not want to be cruel to the meek and the innocent. He wants to protect others as an unflinching wall that embraces all within its border. But he is vicious still. He has had to be.

I especially want to have Shen Jiu secretly observing this and getting blindingly horny over it. Like, sucking the blood off Yue Qingyuan’s fingers horny.

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.

When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?

Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.

Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.

[hello-casualbouquetcycle]

And then Binghe bursts into tears and is inconsolable until Shizun gathers him into his arms like a baby.

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

Death note esque AU where heavenly demons can see how much time a person thinks they have left to live.

When Luo Binghe spots Shen Qingqiu in Jin Lang city he’s absolutely shocked to discover a mere 2 or 3 (how much was it) years left on Shizun’s counter. What had happened in the time he was gone? Did without a cure get worse? Was it something else?

Worried to pieces he hurries over to his master. Except once said master lays eyes upon him—while outwardly calm—his counter starts to glitch showing only minutes left, then seconds, then months, zero, seconds again and so on.

Luo Binghe had seen that before. On his enemies moments before he killed them.

[hello-casualbouquetcycle]

And then Binghe bursts into tears and is inconsolable until Shizun gathers him into his arms like a baby.

[maliinka]

oh to have a big hot ice demon in this heatwave 🥀🥀🥀

[nymph021]

[szaszkeh]

Nie Huaisang x Mo Xuanyu I did for @mxtxrarepairzine

[old-danmei-fan]

I hurt my own feelings thinking about Xue Yang and Mo Xuanyu just now. If they were a canon ship, hell even as a head canon, it must have fucked with Xue Yang so badly to see Mo Xuanyu's body in Yi City. Seeing him run to another man and not him. Seeing him confident and caring for juniors. Then realizing that the body your seeing isn't actually who you want it to be. That they were so sad and defeated they gave up and surrendered their body to someone else because they couldn't keep going. Also being glad that they can't see or come to conclusions about the broken soul you are keeping with you, that they can't assume that you moved on and found someone else.

[angstandhappiness]

AUGH

[fieri-sentio-et-excrucior]

Xuexiao hanahaki, only Xiao Xingchen has been hiding his affliction, swallowing down the hacking coughs, and only when he cuts his own throat and the pretty flowers and petals tumble out of the gaping wound along with his life's blood does Xue Yang finally find out the truth of Xiao Xingchen's feelings, only now it's too late