The Lost and Found

I live at the intersection of science and art, a chemical embrace if you will.

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Anybody still here?

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Vote Save America on Twitter

“Here's a thought: Make sure YOUR shit is in order this election season. https://t.co/ktVeFCiPav”

Make sure you’re registered to vote in your state’s primary so you can begin turning the tides. Make sure you’re registered in general too.

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requested by  theaudballs

[billhaderdidthis]

Bill Hader with Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg at John Mulaney’s wedding.

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requested by bartothetrashlord

[itsdlevy]

“I just hated every minute of it. The first act, I was all dressed up, and the cats came out through the audience. They were mussing people’s hair and — You, now, touching me! One of them came near me — I remember looking at it and saying, ‘Don’t touch me.’ That’s how much I hated that show. I didn’t want anything to do with it.”

— Elaine Stritch on Cats [source]

[theneighborhoodoldhead]

Elaine Stritch looking a Broadway performer in the face and calling that performer an “it” is absolutely SENDING ME

[gabrieldreyfuss]

HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!!!

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

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[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

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[thealpacalypse-archive]

do you know what I really hate? early morning culture. the misconception that getting up early is inherently better than sleeping in. that people who stay in bed longer than 8 am are lazy and have an unhealthy life rhythm and that apparently they “miss the best part of the day”. that causes so much unnecessary shame and guilt, especially in young people whose inner clock doesn’t work that way - scientifically proven, teenagers can’t reach their mind’s full potential before 10 am. And more generally speaking: why should we care if someone gets up at 10 or 11 am and goes to bed far after midnight? I would get so much more shit done if I wouldn’t feel so guilty for staying up late and sleeping in. 

[wenamedthedogkylo]

100000% this. Also Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a thing. But mostly just yes.

[weloveanyway]

One of my dad’s favorite studies to quote is one about the productivity of early risers and night owls. The study found that the only difference between the two groups was that “one is a lot more smug about it.”

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[achemicalembrace]

They say anxiety is a liar, but I’m also a gullible bitch. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unicornempire]

That favorite spatula one is straight legit. 

The rest are also legit, because who -doesn’t- have a plastic bag filled with other plastic bags and crippling anxiety at this point? what planet do you live on? can I live there?

[kylostantrums]

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[writeouswriter]

Concept: We Didn’t Start the Fire, but instead it’s listing everything millennials have supposedly killed

[oysters-aint-for-me]

diamond rings, outlet malls, eating breakfast cereal hooters, applebee’s, eating sliced american cheese mayonnaise, DUIs, running as an exercise golfing, productivity, marriage, and democracy

we didn’t kill the culture it’s been dead since birth, that’s just life on earth we didn’t kill the culture you don’t have to believe us, it’ll still outlive us