WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY DENNY

We're aware they're trying to take away our memes

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[necesita]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

OK??? LMFAO???

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sadhoc]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[g4yr4t]

isn't floxas that kid from kingdom hearts

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[kronkk]

happy good friday

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[katistry]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

“i’m the main character” girl you’re the unreliable narrator

[riggedbones-moving]

i think in pokemon the humans should also only be able to know 4 moves

[riggedbones-moving]

wait.

[hellomelancholic]

The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

[huffylemon]

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[yageb]

[ozzfest99-deactivated20170103]

[custer-mp3]

[soloikismos]

recalling my insane former roommate who said their cat did things out of genuine emotion whereas my cat behaved performatively

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[cipheramnesia]

Don't apologize for greatness.