cal

hii! im cal, this is my bullshittery blog. I was formerly @. idunnowhatimdoing

[acidiube]

My good lad I do believe it is high time for you to get your shit together!

What be of you now fairest laddie? What ails you so, what troubles your mind, what plagues your waking thoughts? What is it that has a porcupine up your panties, a bugger in your britches I do say, even?

Don't be the wee one you loathe, be the man that will take this world by storm! No longer shall you lay in the gutters with this horrendous stink, bathe in the rivers and fresh springs of today and do your part! May happiness fall upon you but I cannot guarantee good fortune if thou does not pull up your britches. Pip pip and cheerio! And Godspeed.

bro.. 💀💀

[acidiube]

quick question for ppl with split dyed hair

how do yall keep your hair in its right area?? mine always has some strands of the other color in there no matter how many times I’ll go in to fix it

[goannafr]

do u guys collect stuff (irl)? tell me what u collect

[link-is-a-dork]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[british-catgirl]

yes

[malinastharlock]

[trouslinabone]

I don’t think it’s supposed to do that.

[acidiube]

aren’t they supposed to like eat you back with the enzyme

just thought that’s how like the pineapple sensation was supposed to go

[om1shi]

borderline personality disorder

[dannybobany]

Meme for my Basil headcanons because this sums him up really well

My favorite boy Basil, his parents could not give fewer shits about him <\3

[myvloggun]

If quotev doesn't fix this I'm going to write a 2k fanfic of them getting sloppy with wattpad. (Wattpad also got rid of its messages)

[myvloggun]

I'm a pretty good writer.

I just moved 8k words to ao3

I can do it.

[acidiube]

dm it anonymously to their twitter

get spam bots for it.

THEY WILL READ WHAT IS BEING WRITTEN ON THEIR BEHALF.

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[averruncusho]

Am I having a fucking stroke

[british-catgirl]

yes

[malinastharlock]

[acidiube]

left quotev

uhhhhh idk i probably will still not be very active but i wanted to mention my departure

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[eclipxium]

[acidiube]

looking back at my old posts I remember why I was so embarrassed to return here

but like screw that blast me with the cringe 🔥🔥🔥

[acidiube]

i might return to using this since im doing art again <3

probably wont be ut related but who knows :]

DEFINITELY retheming this account though

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[bob-and-bobal-deactivated202406]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[v-1enna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[cas-gpt]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[afterhourswjay]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[just-biotite-me]

I don’t think I’m hans

[ziggiethegreat]

To those thinking we’ll actually find Hans:

[morkify]

I am not hands but we will find them eventually

[ahno-nimus]

the me is not the hans.

[your-favorite-closeted-bi]

Not hans

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

Non-hans here

[anonaddy]

Proud to say I’m not hans

[novah-the-booi-deactivated20240]

hansn’t

[acidiube]

so I’m not really sure how much art I’ll be doing on here anymore- I’ve been making wire jewelry so I might post that for a bit but I’m gonna try to do some art. 

[acidiube]

thats me right there

[secondlina]

Three Vibes.