what happened to you?

♐️ 30. AZ.

[acidstainonmybrain]

I haven't been on tumblr since I was 24

I'm now 30

what have I been doing for the past 6 years

tumblr is as awesome as I remember it being

[coffeenonsense]

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mysecret-hideout-deactivated202]

@therockywhorerpictureshow us ♥️

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms

[bestkit]

[theheroheart]

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

[gayscreechingnoises]

hey one question what the fuck?

[ithelpstodream]

kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl?

mom: go ahead and ask

kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl?

me: no

kid:

[nihilistwife]

I got sent this rlly good image. Happy 20gayteen

[acidstainonmybrain]

my farts smell like something crawled up my ass and died.

goddammit marie calendar.  i had three bites.

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

[traumathoughts]

[acidstainonmybrain]

well, I feel awkward and I never want to go back to my new job lol.

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

As you do

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[theclash]

the world at 3am: zzzzzz 💤😴🌙⭐️🌟💫✨🌌🌃

some dickman outside with his car or motorcycle: BROOOM VVRHRHRHHDHGGG BRBFHYDYGHHHHHUUUH HHHBBRBRRRRRRBRBFBFBFFFFTTTRRR….. ……… BRBRBRBRBREBRBFBRBR

[femmeslash]

black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats

[femmeslash]

the void is loud and wants chicken

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch