Here is my very professional Ranking of the Hazbin Hotel Season 2 songs. So far.
1. Once We Get Up There - This song is everything. It’s so musical theatre, and I love a good trio. Even though Vox is the main singer, it still did Velvette and Val justice. Christian Borle, Joel Perez, and Lilly Cooper did an amazing job.
2. Love in a Bottle - Dude, I’m so glad Husk got his own song, he deserves it. And he ate it up so well. I don’t drink, but if I did, this would be my anthem. I live the music and the backup vocalists are so good. STUNNING my kitty cat.
3. Piss (A Love Song) - When I saw the name of Spotify, I was expecting…less. But It came through. I never thought I would be down with CherrixSir Pentious, but I am even more after this song. And the vocals. Now, I cannot take this song seriously from the name and the chorus.
4. Sera’s Confession - This song gives me chills(which is isn’t normal, apparently). Sera and Speaker’s vocals KILL ME. They sound so well together and I need more. But I really do. I wish the song was longer. Still one of the best ones though.
5. Easy - Yessss lesbian love song. This one is for the gays and the girls who are gay. Charlie and Vaggie are so cute together. They deserve the time to be…alone. Also, Vaggie got dem hips. I never acknowledged it until this song. I love the beat and the lyrics. Well done.
6. Losin’ Streak - I FREAKING KNEW ANGEL WOULD HAVE A SOLO SONG. And it did not disappoint. The costume? The hair? The vocals!? All stunning. And the gay panic across the audience was toooo good. Especially Husk. This created such a cute Huskerdust scene. Angel is my favorite, they can never make me hate him. This song is only number 6 because I NEEDED it to be longer. *dramatic sigh*
7. Gravity - Some people might hate me for putting Gravity at four….yeah. I do love this song. Lute is such a badass and her vocals are stunning. However, Rock is not my favorite genre of music. I think they did it well, it’s just not top 3 for me. But her destroying a whole room during this song is such a vibe.
8. Bad With Us - This song is soooo catchy and soooo funny. Vox is definetly a bit racist, if you didn’t pick up on that…But the vocals slayed in this song. I like the random strangers that were added to the song, but I wish we knew them. Obviously we knew Zestial and Carmilla, but I wanted more characters we knew, I guess. But the song was a good length(that’s what she said) and gave the arrogant, egotistical vibe it was aiming to.
9 Hazbin Guarantee(Trust us) - This song lives in my head. I favour the second part with the Vees because they’re so silly. I think it deserves number 9 because…there were too many other songs that went before it? I do like this song, it’s just there are better ones. But, my favorite part is when Husk yells “No I can’t make a fucking Mai Tai.” He so grumpy.
10. Don’t You Forget (Reprise) - Val was valid. The sexual tension was THICK in this song(I know, Alastor’s Ace). I love the duet, and the call back to Stayed Gone. Again, I wish it was longer. Give me more to eat, pleeeeaaassse.
11. Don’t You Forget - I really like that Rosie has her own song now. Her voice is very unique and cool. But, Again…Give. Me. More. This could have been higher on the ranking if I had mooore.
12. VOX POPULI - Tye contrast between Vox and Lucifer. I love the rock beat at the beginning and Lucifer’s voice is crazy. And, this song is catchy. Vox is a terrible person, but he makes great music. Again, a great length that kept me listening and satisfied(hehehehehe). This song is only number 12 because other songs come before it, I still love it.
13. Like You - Hear me out. I didn’t hate it. I know I the angles are annoying and Emily needs to lay off….but it’s catchy. I do feel bad for Pentious.
14. Speedrun Redemption - It’s short and sweet. Not my favorite, but the context is funny.
15. VOX DEI - I’m glad Vox got a song that makes him puff his chest out(besides ALL the other ones). It’s a bit short for my liking, but it’s still cool(ahahaha). Not my fav.
16. Clean It Up! - This song makes me laugh, and Nifty needs constant supervision. She really tried to help. It’s not a bad song, but it’s not my 1st or 15th choice.
Obviously, non of these songs are bad. I love them all. Just some more than others(I would be a great parent). I will update this as more as episodes come out. Afterward, I’ll rank the Hazbin Hotel Season 1 songs.