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when a new girl comes to train with the hashira, mitsuri finds herself grappling with an attraction she's never experienced before
pairing: mitsuri x reader
warnings: gay panic, mentions of heteronormativity, self exploration
a/n: based on this request! i hope you enjoy :)
mitsuri kanroji who's always been very confident in her attraction to men. She's always fantasized about finding the man of her dreams to settle down and start a family with. She had never thought twice about it: she wanted love, women fall in love with men, and then they have families. A simplistic view of the world, but one she had internalized.
mitsuri kanroji who's always found that her favorite things about men were never their bodies. She'll like a personality or the way a guy talks or thinks, but she's always found herself shying away from the idea of mens' bodies. She's not disgusted, necessarily, and the people around her tease her for being so shy and easily flustered over seeing a peek of skin, so she just…internalizes that, too.
mitsuri kanroji who finds herself attracted to Iguro not for his manliness or ruggedness. No, he's decidely delicate compared to the other hashira, and that's precisely why he piques her interest. He doesn't have broad shoulders that taper into a trim waist; his strength is more subtle. He's quiet, too, with a soft voice. He's not overtly feminine, but he certainly stands out compared to the other hashira who are tall, broad, and loud.
mitsuri kanroji who finds her gaze lingering on you, a kinoe who's started training with the hashira. Mitsuri's easygoing, naturally friendly, and finds beauty in almost everything. Of course she wants to get to know you more! It's just that…the things she finds herself noticing about you aren't the things she usually focuses on when she's making friends.
now all three together!
she's hereee<3
"Babe, what, and I stress this, the fuck?"
Dick Grayson x crazygf! reader and Jason Todd x crazygf!reader
Summary: You find out that they still kind of talk to their ex. It's professional, but you're not over it.
TW: Kind of smutty, death mentioned (Jason's part)
DICK GRAYSON
"Just answer the fucking question, Dick! Did you sleep with her in the Batcave? Yes or no?”
"No!" Dick groaned, dragging his hands down his face, his voice cracking with frustration. His eyes were bloodshot. "We did not do it in the Batcave. Why the fuck are we talking about this right now? It is two in the morning!"
"Because I looked at your phone and her name is 'Babs 🌶️'!"
"That's a chili pepper! It means she handles the red-alert comms, you psychotic brat! It’s an emergency tag!"
"I don't care! It looks like a fucking sexting emoji!" You dropped to your knees on the mattress, crawling over to him and slamming your knees right into his thighs. You grabbed his jaw, fingers digging into his skin, forcing him to look at you. "Who’s the better kisser? Me or her? Don't lie to me. Did you guys used to make out on roofs? Did she use tongue? Does she do that little sigh thing I do when you touch her? Tell me!"
"Jesus Christ, Babe," Dick choked out, his chest heaving, looking genuinely stressed. "You are lightyears better. You're fucking incredible. Please, look at me, you're the only one I want. Can we please stop this?"
"No! Because I’m prettier than her, right? Obviously I’m prettier. Look at my fucking face." You shoved your face inches from his, your eyes wide. "But she’s so good with your dad! Ugh! It makes me want to vomit! She talks to Bruce, and he actually responds like a human being! I tried to talk to him last week and he treated me like I was gum on the bottom of his shoe! She has history with your fucked-up family, Dick! Did you guys fuck while you were living there? In his house?!"
"No! Never! I swear to God, never!" Dick’s hands came up, grabbing your wrists, his palms sweating. He looked completely panicked now. "Babe, please, you’re making shit up. I hate when Bruce does that to people, I literally moved to Blüdhaven to get away from him. I don't want her. I don't want any of them. I want you."
"Are you sure?" you whimpered, the anger turning desperate. You shifted, straddling his lap entirely, your bare thighs rubbing hard against his sweatpants, feeling how stiff he already was despite the stress. "Because she has that red hair. You like the red hair, don't you? Did you pull it? Did you bend her over the fucking desk in the cave?"
Dick’s grip tightened on your hips, an irritated groan escaping his lips. He was miserable that you were this upset, but the feeling of you grinding against his crotch was pushing him over the edge. "I didn't bend her over anything. Stop saying that shit, it’s making me sick. I don't give a fuck about her. Right now, I care about the fact that you’ve been screaming at me for forty minutes, your nipples are hard against my chest, and you’re tearing me apart."
"I'm upset babe, you’re friends with your fucking ex!" you snapped, tears of pure rage blurring your vision. "You talk to her every day! I feel like a fucking idiot!"
"Babe, you’re losing your fucking mind, please don't cry," Dick mumbled, his voice breaking as he pulled you down, burying his face in your neck, holding you so tight it bruised. He was completely desperate to fix it, terrified you were actually going to leave him. He nipped hard at the skin right over your collarbone. "You want to know what we did? Nothing like this. She never made me feel like this. She never made me want to rip my own hair out just to get her to shut up and take my dick."
"You're just saying that," you panted, your legs already wrapping around his waist, pulling him impossibly closer, feeling him throbbing against your cunt through his pants. "You're just trying to manipulate me because you know your body is perfect."
"I'm not manipulating you, I’m fucking begging you," he hissed, flipping you under him so fast your head hit the pillow. He pinned your hands above your head, his face paler than usual "Look at me. Look at my eyes. I will block her number right now if you want me to. I'll do whatever the fuck you want. Just tell me you're mine."
"Prove it then," you choked out, pulling at his sweatpants "Put it in me right now and make me forget her fucking name."
"Shut up," he muttered, slamming his mouth down on yours, cutting off any other unhinged theories you had left as his hand ripped his sweats down.
JASON TODD
"Who the fuck is 'Artie'?" you shrieked. "Who the fuck is she, Jason? Because I just saw a message pop up on your secure line that said 'Rain check, Big Guy,' and I know for a goddamn fact it isn't one of your freak-show brothers!"
Jason froze, his knuckles turning white around the rifle barrel. He set it down with a heavy clatter and finally looked up, his green eyes flashing. "Are you fucking kidding me right now? You’re going through my secure comms? Are you out of your goddamn mind?"
"Answer the fucking question!" You stepped right into his chest, shoving him hard enough to make his boots slide an inch "Is that Artemis? The giant Amazon? The one you were playing house with in the desert? Are you still fucking her? Why’d she call you ‘big guy’!? Your dick’s not even that big!”
"We haven’t done shit since before I even knew you existed!" Jason argued, standing up to his full height, towering over you as his chest heaved. "She’s a teammate! What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Oh, a teammate? So you didn't bend her over that ancient shit in Egypt?" you screamed right back, getting entirely in his face, your chest heaving against his. "Did you taste her? Did she taste better than me? Did you love it when she pinned you down, you fucking manwhore? Tell me right now! Did you put your mouth on her?!"
"We didn't fuck in the desert! We were trying not to get killed, you crazy bitch!" Jason snapped, his eyes were glowing green. He grabbed your wrists with an iron-tight grip, his fingers digging into your skin as he shook you. "You are making up disgusting, toxic shit in your head because you're insecure! Stop fucking yelling at me about shit from six years ago!"
"Is it because I'm not as strong as her?!" you went off, completely pivoting into a breathless rant, the words tearing out of you like a flood. "Is that what it is? You want some giant warrior bitch who can toss you around? Or is it the red hair? Are you obsessed with redheads? Is that why you're always so fucking chummy with her and Roy?! Oh my god, do you want to fuck Roy too?! Are you into guys?! Because I'm not a fucking guy, Jason! I can't be a guy for you! What the fuck do you want from them, do you want a threesome or some shit?! Is that what you guys do when you're 'saving the world'?!"
"Are you fucking insane?!" his face twisting in pure, unadulterated disgust and fury. He yanked your wrists down so hard your balance broke.
"Then why are they always texting you?! Why are you always looking at your phone like you miss them?!" you screamed back, your face flushed, tears of absolute blind rage spilling over your eyelashes. "If you're still playing orgy with your little Outlaw club, then I guess it's fair game! I’m gonna fuck my ex!”
"Say that shit again," he snapped. "Say you’re going to go touch another man. Say you’re going to let someone else lay a hand on you. See what fucking happens to both of you. I will hunt him down and paint the fucking walls with him."
"Why do you care?!" you choked out, your heart hammering against your ribs "Go call your Amazon! Go tell Roy how crazy I am while you guys jerk each other off!"
"She was before you! And Roy is my fucking brother!" Jason groaned, you were getting so deep under his skin. "Do you not understand how time works, you idiot?! I haven’t touched her, I don't want to touch her, and I sure as hell don't want a goddamn man I consider my brother! But you want to go fuck your ex?”
"Yeah! Because you're driving me fucking insane!" you screamed back, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist, pulling him deeper into the apex of your thighs. You could feel how insanely hard he was through his sweatpants "You're a liar! You're a dirty, lying fuckboy!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Jason snarled, his hand flying from your throat to catch your jaw, his thumb digging brutally into your cheek to force your mouth open. "I am not a liar. I am fucking obsessed with you. I haven't looked at another woman since the day I went out with you, and you're being a loon”
"Prove it then," you panted, your teeth baring as you bit down lightly on his thumb "If they're nothing, text them right now telling them we broke up and if either of them offer you a pity fuck, just know you’re going to die a second time, Todd”
A/n: was this a ploy to get banged hard? yes, yes it was
when did you get hot?
this is a SMUT submission for jtoddsbaby’s fighting ring (congratulations on 1k @jtoddsbaby)
a jason todd x f!reader story
in this dessert… reader is at the club to find a one night stand... and she finds just the right man, only it is Jason Todd, the same boy she had once been a mean girl to. can she apologize to him properly? flavor: smut, porn with a bit of plot wc: 2.9+ k contents: fem!reader. reader was a bully to Jason in high school. inspired by when did you get hot? by Sabrina Carpenter. nasty making out. Jason is mean in bed. degradation. clit slapping. ass spanking. p in v sex. unprotected sex. cowgirl position. blowjob.
baker's notes: felt sad, so I wrote pure filth lmao.
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this fic contains smut, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
Hii! I saw that your requests are open so may I request a Mitsuri Kanroji x reader where the reader is Mitsuri's gay awakening and she has a full on gay panic ending with the reader asking her out?
hi!!! it’s posted here!
pretty girls
when a new girl comes to train with the hashira, mitsuri finds herself grappling with an attraction she's never experienced before
pairing: mitsuri x reader
warnings: gay panic, mentions of heteronormativity, self exploration
a/n: based on this request! i hope you enjoy :)
mitsuri kanroji who's always been very confident in her attraction to men. She's always fantasized about finding the man of her dreams to settle down and start a family with. She had never thought twice about it: she wanted love, women fall in love with men, and then they have families. A simplistic view of the world, but one she had internalized.
mitsuri kanroji who's always found that her favorite things about men were never their bodies. She'll like a personality or the way a guy talks or thinks, but she's always found herself shying away from the idea of mens' bodies. She's not disgusted, necessarily, and the people around her tease her for being so shy and easily flustered over seeing a peek of skin, so she just…internalizes that, too.
mitsuri kanroji who finds herself attracted to Iguro not for his manliness or ruggedness. No, he's decidely delicate compared to the other hashira, and that's precisely why he piques her interest. He doesn't have broad shoulders that taper into a trim waist; his strength is more subtle. He's quiet, too, with a soft voice. He's not overtly feminine, but he certainly stands out compared to the other hashira who are tall, broad, and loud.
mitsuri kanroji who finds her gaze lingering on you, a kinoe who's started training with the hashira. Mitsuri's easygoing, naturally friendly, and finds beauty in almost everything. Of course she wants to get to know you more! It's just that…the things she finds herself noticing about you aren't the things she usually focuses on when she's making friends.
let me love you!
bruce's been overworking himself recently and all you want to do is take care of him.
pairing: bruce wayne x reader
warnings: 18+, MDNI, fem!reader, dry humping (does it count as dry if it's in a bath?), making out, mentions of bruce's masochistic tendencies
a/n: another apology for disappearing, i've been busy with family stuff! i'm currently working on the requests i've gotten, and i'm hoping to get everything posted before i go on another trip next week :)
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Your husband has never hidden the fact that he's eager to have your hands on him.
Truthfully, it's all too easy to have Bruce Wayne on his knees, begging to be taken care of. It's just that to a man with such deeply masochistic tendencies, the concept of being taken care of can skew pretty far from what you would think up. And that—the version of care you offer so readily—is something that Bruce will almost never ask for directly.
He's been ramping up recently, asking you to pull his hair harder, bite his thighs until they bruise, and sit on his face until he's almost suffocating between your legs. The real warning sign came last night when you were riding him. You had slid your hand up his neck, and he had reached up and made you squeeze down harder than you ever have before. It scared you, honestly.
So, tonight, you're staging an intervention. Not a typical one full of tough love and well-wishes. No, this one is full of eucalyptus-scented massage oil, dim lighting, soft music, and a warm bath. The kids had promised to take over patrol tonight. Even they were tired of seeing Bruce acting so reckless.
let me love you!
bruce's been overworking himself recently and all you want to do is take care of him.
pairing: bruce wayne x reader
warnings: 18+, MDNI, fem!reader, dry humping (does it count as dry if it's in a bath?), making out, mentions of bruce's masochistic tendencies
a/n: another apology for disappearing, i've been busy with family stuff! i'm currently working on the requests i've gotten, and i'm hoping to get everything posted before i go on another trip next week :)
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Your husband has never hidden the fact that he's eager to have your hands on him.
Truthfully, it's all too easy to have Bruce Wayne on his knees, begging to be taken care of. It's just that to a man with such deeply masochistic tendencies, the concept of being taken care of can skew pretty far from what you would think up. And that—the version of care you offer so readily—is something that Bruce will almost never ask for directly.
He's been ramping up recently, asking you to pull his hair harder, bite his thighs until they bruise, and sit on his face until he's almost suffocating between your legs. The real warning sign came last night when you were riding him. You had slid your hand up his neck, and he had reached up and made you squeeze down harder than you ever have before. It scared you, honestly.
So, tonight, you're staging an intervention. Not a typical one full of tough love and well-wishes. No, this one is full of eucalyptus-scented massage oil, dim lighting, soft music, and a warm bath. The kids had promised to take over patrol tonight. Even they were tired of seeing Bruce acting so reckless.
let me love you!
bruce's been overworking himself recently and all you want to do is take care of him.
pairing: bruce wayne x reader
warnings: 18+, MDNI, fem!reader, dry humping (does it count as dry if it's in a bath?), making out, mentions of bruce's masochistic tendencies
a/n: another apology for disappearing, i've been busy with family stuff! i'm currently working on the requests i've gotten, and i'm hoping to get everything posted before i go on another trip next week :)
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Your husband has never hidden the fact that he's eager to have your hands on him.
Truthfully, it's all too easy to have Bruce Wayne on his knees, begging to be taken care of. It's just that to a man with such deeply masochistic tendencies, the concept of being taken care of can skew pretty far from what you would think up. And that—the version of care you offer so readily—is something that Bruce will almost never ask for directly.
He's been ramping up recently, asking you to pull his hair harder, bite his thighs until they bruise, and sit on his face until he's almost suffocating between your legs. The real warning sign came last night when you were riding him. You had slid your hand up his neck, and he had reached up and made you squeeze down harder than you ever have before. It scared you, honestly.
So, tonight, you're staging an intervention. Not a typical one full of tough love and well-wishes. No, this one is full of eucalyptus-scented massage oil, dim lighting, soft music, and a warm bath. The kids had promised to take over patrol tonight. Even they were tired of seeing Bruce acting so reckless.
cute skiin
let me love you!
clark's been overworking himself recently and all you want to do is take care of him.
pairing: clark kent x reader
warnings: 18+, MDNI, handjob, boobplay, reader gets off on the fact that clark is being vulnerable with her
a/n: HI GUYS so sorry that this one took so long to get out oml i've been working so much recently. thankfully, i have some time off, so i hope i can write a bit more here and there :) also rest assured that i see the requests i've been sent in!! i'll start writing those when i finish bruce's part.
Superman. The Man of Steel. Symbol of hope and strength.
Superman can carry any burden placed upon his shoulders with a smile on his face, gladly bearing the brunt of evil for humanity's sake.
Clark Kent, though? A whole different can of worms.
He's just a man, after all. A terribly kind, optimistic, loving man who craves somewhere soft to land at the end of the day. He's been very open about that side of him since the two of you started dating. It'd be hard to hide. Clark's a loverboy down to his core with such a big, soft heart.
And he's surprisingly one of the most open people you've ever dated. Y'know, after he came clean about the whole Superman thing. He's got his heart on his sleeve, overflowing empathy, and more love than he knows what to do with.
we loooved your vibe
dick grayson x fem!reader x koriand'r they spot you across the bar, knowing damn well what they want to do with you
cw: mdni, fingering, oral sex, face sitting
“Hey, my boyfriend and I saw you across the bar and we loooved your vibe.”
You blink at the almost 6 foot woman and her slightly shorter (but still taller than you) boyfriend. They were pretty intimidating. The woman had big curly pink hair, she was wearing the lowest waisted jeans and a green crop top. The man had this perfect messy inky hair and a plain white shirt with baggy jeans, complemented with a gold chain and two rings.
Your drink was halfway to your mouth when she said it, you almost choked.
“Excuse me?” you managed, staring up at the towering woman in front of you.
She grinned, easy and bold, one hip cocked. “I said we loved your vibe. My boyfriend and I were wondering if you’d like to join us tonight.”
DADDY'S HOME
bruce wayne x fem!reader x hal jordan
SUMMARY: you and bruce are alone this time (hal is on a trip in space!) and you discover something rather interesting about him content warning: mdni, daddy kink, p in v
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The manor is dead quiet, it’s just you and Bruce tonight while Hal’s off-world for a few days and you’ve taken full advantage of it, no escape for Bruce. You have his wrists pinned above his head, his chest is flushed with bite and nail marks all over it. Your hips roll against him at a pace that borders on cruel. You lean down to lick a long strip on his throat and he arches into it, helpless.
“God,” he whispers, voice cracking. “Please, please!”
You drag your mouth up to his jaw. “Please what, baby? What do you want, huh?”
He shudders, his eyes are glassy with his mouth half-open. You can feel him getting close, tight with need, he’s twitching inside of you, one thick vein pulsing your walls perfectly. You fuck into him a little harder, making him choke on a breath.
You fuck into him a little harder, just once, and he chokes on a breath.
“Please, daddy!”
horndog boyfriends jason todd && ck-prime (18+) ₊˚⊹
"guys, you will not believe what happened today—" clark stumbles as he rushes to toe his shoes off, probably eager to rant about the idiots he had to talk to at the comic store.
the couch's squeak gets cut off as jason freezes behind you. his cock manages a single, pathetic throb in your cunt before he grumbles, "can it wait until—i don't know—we're done here?"
you can practically see the way his face pinches, even though he's buried your face halfway into the cushions. clark's mouth opens, then closes, and opens again.
"uh...you're telling me to wait, but you started without me?" he asks, offense clear in his tone.
you flick your eyes up, gaze meeting your boyfriend's sharp, tensed jaw. yeah, you think to yourself, he was definitely about to come.
"well, get over here, genius," you say to your other boyfriend, pushing yourself up onto your forearms. jason takes it a step further and pulls you against his flushed, firm chest, effortlessly taking you with him as he sits up.
"don't waste your time," he teases, hooking your pliant legs over his knees and spreading you for your third to see how deep you're taking him.
clark's ears flare scarlet, throat working, blinks coming faster.
you hold your arms out to him while shifting to chide, "don't provoke him, jay."
he presses soft lips to your shoulder, so unlike the way he'd been fucking you before the welcome interruption. "sorry."
clark steps closer, pulling off his shirt in one smooth motion. jason throbs in your pussy again at the shield burned into clark's chest, at the taunting grin on his face. "yeah, jay, stop being an instigator."
you give him an exasperated look and readjust yourself the best you can with seven inches in your pussy. with a grunt, jason's hand flashes out and drags clark to kneel at eyelevel with your joined sexes. your thighs are trembling when he settles between them without a complaint, like second nature.
"oh," clark swallows unsteadily, crystal-blue eyes transfixed on your pussy, "i guess i can pipe down for a little."
the stretch in your legs and the pleasure simmering under your skin makes your head hazy, and clark nudging his nose against your clit feels like an afterthought.
“so pretty like this.” his words are warm on your inner thigh, smarting along your tendons. jason hisses when you flutter around him, tipping his hips up in return. your sigh trembles at the nudge of his cockhead against that spot that makes your vision go blurry.
the calluses on jason's fingers trail up beneath your soft camisole, catch on your nipple, the pert bud hitching between his thumb and forefinger. your thighs twitch again, and clark settles his warm, warm hands on your skin. the heat stays even after he moves on.
“can you touch yourself for me, baby?” when clark says it, he laps at the ring of arousal pooling at jason's base, dripping down his balls. the man behind you mutters a quiet fuck into your neck, gripping your waist for dear life.
you’re still so sensitive when you press your fingers to your clit and trace small, jerky circles over it. clark watches you and jason squirm, drinking in every flex in jason’s fingers and every attempt to close your thighs.
you whine, breathy and low, and he must be having enough of it because he dips forward and laps at your fingers as they slide between your labia. you make another pitched noise, gasping in tandem with jason.
jason lets one of his hands inch down, down, down until his fingers twist in clark's curls, until he’s pulling the black haired man closer into where the two of you are joined, until—
“fuck—clark, y’re filthy,” he groans. jason doesn’t wait for his boyfriend to respond, nipping at the tender area under your ear that makes you jerk your fingers just a little faster and moan just a little louder.
clark matches your pace, tongue cleaning the slick off your skin, mouth suckling at your clit when you pull into the apex of the tight circles you’ve been drawing. jason's right; it is fucking filthy.
he can’t stop rutting his hips up into your cunt, chasing the flat of clark's tongue as he swipes it across your fingers again. you shudder when jason moans, and clark just goes straight back to mouthing all over your clit and the hilt of jason's cock.
your stomach is starting to knot up again, neck tightening, shoulder blade drawing together. jason's as wound-up as you are, too caught in the web of your fingers and clark's tongue and the way you’re clamping just right around his cockhead.
your free hand joins jason's in the nest of black curls making a home between both of your thighs; you tug, just a bit, at the base near clark's scalp.
the man makes a low, stomach-deep sound that comes out rumbling around your stretched-out slit. jason's strained fuck goes ricocheting between your ribs, pinging right into your heat.
you coil clark's hair around and pull again; he makes the same choked noise, burying himself deeper into you and jason. you aren’t even sure if he can breathe there or if the cream that’s leaking out of your cunt is all he needs to fucking sustain himself.
clark pulls back and lets his eyes hunt the movement of your fingers slipping in your own wetness and his saliva. jason reels him back in by the back of his neck, muttering dirty nothings into your ear.
and then you swear you see stars, because clark is pressing his touch to your clit too, grazing his teeth over both of your fingers. jason grinds up for the nth time, twitching in in the way he always does when his balls are touched into that spongy spot that has you whining: please, jay, clark, right there, don’t stop—
he cleans yours and jason’s mess; the gothamite’s hips thrust mindlessly when he cums, heat spilling from your spasming cunt as your digits freeze up. clark's fingers don’t, and he keeps tracing shapes that aren’t even circles anymore all over your twitching clit.
you moan, low and spent and fuck, you can’t help but try to slam your legs close again. “cee, s’too much, please, i can’t.”
he just tilts his head to the side, shallowly digging his teeth into the plush of your thigh. clark taps at the junction of jason’s softening cock and balls—he shudders against your back, whimpering.
the freckles on clark’s forehead follow the movement of his brows when they tilt up and his breath goes beady in the humidity at the peak of your sex when he begs:
“can i please, please talk about that dumb fuck at the store while you both suck it?”
ᰔ 𝓢ugar High ˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙—
。𖦹°‧ Pairing — Jason Todd x fem!reader
。𖦹°‧Content/summary — What starts as you taking up baking as a hobby quickly turns into a full-blown crisis. Jason goes from dutifully eating your rock-hard practice brownies to becoming addicted to your homemade pastries. He gains a little comfortable soft layer over his abs, smells like vanilla and cinnamon 24/7, and couldn't care less what his brothers have to say about it.
At this point, it was getting ridiculous.
When you first started baking, Jason was basically a hero just for swallowing the messes you made. Chocolate chip cookies that tasted like straight salt, loaves of sourdough dense enough to dent the wall, and strawberry cupcakes that tasted like garlic…!
He ate all of it anyway. Sitting on the counter in his sweatpants, jaw working overtime through a brick-hard brownie, crumbs flying everywhere. "Baby, it’s not bad…. you’re getting better. You should keep going.”
So you did. You learned how to brown butter, and mastered high-fat pastries.
And that's when Jason officially lost his mind.
Now, the apartment constantly smelled so sweet it was almost criminal. Warm yeast, caramelized sugar, browning butter, and that heavy, rich scent of real vanilla bean that hung in the air.
It got to the point where Jason smelled like it 24/7. It didn't matter if he'd just spent six hours fighting guys in a damp sewer—the second he pulled off the red helmet, he didn't smell like Gotham air or cordite anymore. He smelled ridiculously like warm vanilla bean and spicy cinnamon. It clung to his skin, his hair, his jacket, even his sweat. It was his natural scent at this point.
And he was completely, hopelessly feral for it.
The man was eating continuously. You’d wake up at three in the morning to the sound of plastic wrap rustling in the dark, finding him leaning against the fridge in his boxers, shoving a cold, glaze-covered cinnamon roll into his mouth before he’d even turned the light on. He’d come home from patrol covered in rain and soot, kick his boots off, and walk straight past you to grab a warm vanilla cupcake off the cooling rack.
Not one. Three. In about thirty seconds flat.
You’d sit on the counter and watch him eat like he’d been starving uin the desert, his eyes half-shut, frosting smeared across his thumb. He didn't even use plates anymore. Just stood there in his gear, breathing in the sweet bakery air of the kitchen, completely hooked.
Naturally, eating his weight in heavy cream, butter, and sugar every single day caught up with him.
He was still huge—the man was broad as a barn and could still throw a guy through a windshield—but the tight, shrink-wrapped abs were completely gone. In their place was a noticeably soft, solid layer. A cozy kind of soft. The kind where resting your head on his chest while watching TV felt ten times better because he actually had some padding over his ribs—and he smelled like a fresh tray of cinnamon buns while you cuddled him.
He didn't care. He was living in a sugar-induced bliss.
The rest of the family, unfortunately, had eyes (and noses).
It came to a head on a Tuesday in the Batcave. Jason was leaning back against the console, jacket half-unzipped, lazily listening to Bruce rant about precinct logs.
Dick walked past, stopped dead in his tracks, and sniffed the air like a hound dog before looking right at Jason’s middle. Before Jason could react, Dick darted a hand out and jabbed a finger right into his side.
"Dude," Dick said, his mouth twitching into a wide grin. "Are you getting... doughy? And why do you smell like a bakery?"
Tim didn't look up from his screen, but he snorted into his mug. "It's all he eats. Every time I radio him, I can hear him chewing a muffin. He literally smells like sweet vanilla from ten feet away. He's an addict."
"It's embarrassing," Damian muttered from across the room, scowling over a batarang. "You look like you're preparing to hibernate, Todd. And you smell like a confectioner's shop. Your conditioning is shot."
Jason didn't even blink. He reached out, slapped Dick’s hand away hard enough to leave a red mark, and reached straight into his inner jacket pocket.
He pulled out a soft, foil-wrapped vanilla bun you’d snuck into his gear before he left, peeled the foil back with his teeth, and shoved half of it into his mouth right in front of them.
"Cry about it," Jason mumbled around a mouthful of soft dough, icing sticking to the corner of his lip. "You guys are up here eating cardboard protein bars and drinking grass water. My girl makes these from scratch. Every day. I'm taking this to my grave."
Dick stared at the bun, the smug look instantly evaporating as the rich smell of cinnamon drifted across the cave. "...Is that cream cheese frosting?"
Jason zipped his jacket up over his soft stomach with zero shame, smelling like pure vanilla sugar, and took another huge bite.
"Don't even breathe near it, Dick. Get your own girl."
They should have left it at that. But Dick and Tim thought it would be funny to test the theory.
The next afternoon, while Jason was out doing a routine sweep of Crime Alley, Dick swiped the tin of fresh cinnamon rolls and the box of vanilla-bean cupcakes you’d sent Jason off with for the shift.
They realized their mistake within two hours.
Without his daily influx of sugar and butter, Jason didn't just get annoyed—he turned downright vicious.
By hour three of patrol, his radio comms were just a series of low, terrifying snarls. When Tim tried to check in on a lead, Jason cut him off by telling him to "shut your mouth before I cave your visor in." When a mugger in an alley hesitated to put his weapons down, Jason didn't negotiate; he threw the guy through a brick wall, kicked his gun across the street, and slammed the alley door so hard the hinges bent.
By the time everyone regrouped in the Batcave, the tension was suffocating.
Jason practically stomped down the glass stairs, helmet yanked off, his jaw clenched so tight the muscles were twitching. His hair was sticking up, his eyes were bloodshot, and he looked ready to murder a man with his bare hands.
"Where is it," Jason snapped, his voice dangerously quiet, stepping right into Dick's personal space.
Dick swallowed hard, suddenly realizing that a withdrawal-addicted Red Hood was not a joke. "Jay, calm down, we just—"
"I asked you a question, Dickhead," Jason barked, slamming a heavy tactical gauntlet onto the main console hard enough to rattle the monitors. "Where are the fucking cinnamon rolls."
You would’ve thought Dick killed someone by the way Jason was staring at him,
"We took them!" Tim blurted out, holding up hands in surrender from behind his chair. "We wanted to see if you were actually addicted! You've been a nightmare on comms all night, man, you're literally going through sugar withdrawal!"
"Give. Them. Back." Jason’s eyes narrowed into slit-like glares. "I have had a twelve-hour day, my head hurts, I smell like cheap exhaust, and I am five seconds away from beating both of you into the concrete if my girl's baking isn't back in my hands."
Dick frantically reached under the desk, pulling out the sealed tin and handing it over like a bomb squad tech disarming an explosive.
Jason snatched the tin, popped the lid off immediately, and took a massive, angry bite out of a roll. He stood there in the middle of the cave, breathing heavily, chewing aggressively while staring daggers at both of them.
Within thirty seconds, as the soft dough and heavy glaze hit his system, his shoulders slowly dropped. The vein pulsing in his temple calmed down. He let out a long, shuddering sigh, the scary edge melting away as that familiar, warm vanilla aroma washed over him again.
He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, gave Dick one last, lethal glare, and hugged the tin tightly against his chest, his softer stomach pressing into the metal lid.
"Don't ever," Jason grunted, walking back toward the Batmobile, "touch my food again."
Requested by @nightwingsbabydoll tysm! This was so fun to write.
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