Actual 606

Taylor / 26 / In love with 707

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[aliosne]

[hiramslodge]

does your car have a name ?

yes (please tell me what it is)

no (why not?)

Voting ended onFeb 23

if you don’t have a car your alternate form of transport can count too !! please tell me your bike’s name

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

How many people has your current blorbo killed?

0 (their hands are clean)

1-3 (they can have a little murder, as a treat)

4-6 (well once they got their hands dirty, they might as well keep going)

7-9 (they needed enrichment in their enclosure)

10+ (it's basically their hobby at this point)

Voting ended onFeb 23

[icarusdiesatdawn]

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

[runawaymarbles]

Via @morhath

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[unholyblissafterdark]

[r0zeclawz]

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[dogpuppy]

[elierlick]

No way

[sodom-hussein]

The term LGBTQ stands for:

Lesbians, Guns, Bisexual, Transgender, Quality

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer

Longevity, Black Lives Matter, Transgender, Quaranteen

Let's Get Burger Today

Voting ended onJul 18, 2025

[blackhoody]

[p0tato-kn1shes]

[22psyduck]

no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[walkingproof]

Kendrick Lamar x Not Like Us (Super Bowl)

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