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satan-offical

You’re the one who helps people practice pronouns, right?

I’m transitioning to genderfae and agenderflux, could you use any/all except he/him on me?

OH MY GOD EVERYONE LOOK

ITS A SHE! ITS A THEY! ITS AN IT!

ITS THE XER, FAE, VER! OH MY GOSH EVERYONE ITS EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE

ITS GOT THE MISS, IT'S GOT THE MX, IT'S GOT THE WHOLE SHABANG

EVERYTHING!!!

the-big-mood

How giraffes drink

actual-god

I'm gonna be real, I was in a hurry when I made these things. Didn't expect em to make it. I'm proud of em, actually.

kat4884

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

lucylehane

So how come you broke up with Sheldon?

When Harry Met Sally (1989)

actual-god

I do like it when you go commando

redstonedust

dear god we don't talk much but please give me the strength to start that project, the determination to start that project, and the fortitude to start that project. thanks

redstonedust

finishing the project is another story im turning to the devil for that one. there's no other way.

actual-god

Do what you need to do

dickstolebyanalien

algorithmist

actual-god

Hell exists specifically for guys exactly like him and basically no one else. And he'll be one of the worst ones there.

winged-thinged

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

shinesurge

actual-god

Okay.

Look.

You're technically correct, but please don't say it that way.

#the word of god

actual-god

Dear God, How do I keep from killing myself. Should I just come join you? Amen or whatever.

Call this number, dependent on where you live:

United States

Canada

Argentina 23-930-430 Armenia 2-538-194 or 2-538-197

Australia 1-800-198-313 Kids Help Line: 1-800-55-1800 Lifeline: 13-1114 Perth: (08) 9381 5555 Perth Youthline: (08) 9388 2500 Sydney: (02) 9833 2133 Launceston: (03) 6331 3355 Tasmanian callers outside Launceston: 1300 364 566

Austria 01-713-3374 Barbados 429-9999 Brazil 21-233-9191 China 852-2382-0000 Costa Rica 506-253-5439 Cyprus 0-777-267 Denmark 70-201-201 Egypt 762-1602 Estonia 6-558-088 Finland 040-5032199 France 01-45-39-4000 Germany 0800-1110-111 Guatemala 502-254-1259 Holland 0900-0767 Honduras 504-237-3623 Hong Kong 2896-0000 Hungary 62-420-111 India 91-22-307-3451 Israel 1201 (from inside the country) 972-9-889-1333(from outside the country) Italy 06-7045-4444 Ireland 1850-60-90-90 Japan 3-5286-9090 Lithuania 8-800-2-8888 Malaysia 03-756-8144 Mauritius 46-48-889 or 800-93-93 Mexico 525-510-2550 New Zealand 4-47-9739 Nicaragua 505-268-6171 Norway 815-33-300 Poland 52-70-000 Portugal 239-72-10-10 Russia 8-20-222-82-10 Singapore 1-800-221-4444 South Africa 0800-567-567 051-448-3000 South Korea 2-715-8600 Spain 91-459-00-50 Sri Lanka 1-692-909 St. Vincent 809-456-1044 Sweden 031-711-2400 Switzerland 143 Thailand 02-249-9977 Trinidad & Tobago 868-645-2800 Ukraine 0487-327715 / 0482 226565 United Kingdom 08457-90-90-0 ChildLine -- for children and teens 0800-1111

Yugoslavia 021-623-393

Zimbawe 9-650-00 (Bulawayo) 4-726-468 0r 722-000 (Harare) 20-635-59 (Mutare)

I'll be happy to see you, when it's your time to get here. But right now you have so much more to do. Don't rush it.

actual-god

Just a reminder.

#the word of god

socialistexan

Any rapture news yet?

benjis-house-boat

derinthescarletpescatarian

Hey whatever works

dduane

Via @judgedewie at Bluesky:

"The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an 'abstract of Mary's form'"

actual-god

lol It's an abstract of something that's for sure.

paramoregf

this tweet is literally never not on my mind

actual-god

This is NOT true. I want you to read fucked up fanfic so we can talk about it!

#the word of god

demilypyro

Reminder that the "normal" cisgender male amount to fantasize about being a woman is never.

demilypyro

Y'know. I was so totally convinced that all men were jealous of women, like I was... I saw being a man as a horrible burden. An obligation I was stuck with. And on a subconscious level, the scariest thought in my mind was growing old as a man, living my whole life fulfilling my patriarchal obligations, and never once living for my own happiness.

I was so jealous of trans women, too! They knew in their hearts they were women, so they didn't have to be men. They knew they had other options... Not like me... But now I know that it's something you choose. You never get it handed to you, like some kind of permission to be a woman. You just decide you want it, and then you are one.

So if you're reading this, and you relate to this at all... You know you don't *have* to be a man, right?... There are other options open to you...

You're not obligated to be a man if you don't like it.

tpwrtrmnky

A lot of transition opportunities open up when you start viewing it less as "I have to be this amount of Trans to be allowed to get a new gender" and more as "If you don't like your current gender you can just quit and get a new one"

bramblethekobold

Transitioning because I can and there's no God who can stop me.

actual-god

I wouldn't want to.

#the word of god

becausedragonage

I have a surgery date, and James Dobson (Focus on the Family hatemonger) died.

What a good day!

perarduaetal

Conservative Christian leader James Dobson, who founded Focus on the Family and was once called "the nation's most influential evangelical l

As someone whose home church treated him like a saint while I was growing up -- and retained my faith -- I have to say:

May God give him what he deserves.

This man almost single-handedly brought back spanking your kids, encouraging parents to “break the will” of misbehaving children instead of parenting them with love and logic.

I cannot express how *virulently* *toxic* this ideology is, it hurts the kids, and hurts the parents who think they have to hit their kids in order to be a good parent... and enabled abusers!

My father was indoctrinated into beating his children as a method of discipline, and while it was seldom used, it hurt him almost as much as it hurt us.

To hell with Dobson, Gothard, and everyone else who teaches that beating your children till their will breaks is legitimate discipline.

actual-god

He's not under my jurisdiction anymore. Take that as you will.

#the word of god