Actual Gremlin

Just an Actual Gremlin!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I never understood those zero waste people who buy reusable towels that look like paper towels. Like we kind of perfected rag technology around 12,000 years ago. I don’t exactly use paper towels for their texture.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know on the rare occasion that I do get a job interview the person interviewing me usually tells me that I interviewed really well in comparison to other people they’ve interviewed and that they like my answers to interview questions and yet they never hire me so tbh I’m starting to wonder what these people are looking for exactly

[equippedtolove]

SOMEWHERE in the depths of shane's messages there is a groupchat called 'our overlord and majesty jane + her servants (the raiders)' where, a couple weeks after tunameltgate, (and ilya seemingly being possessed by a soviet war general during practice) cliff had personally taken it upon himself to have every single raiders player beg and plead jane to take ilya back, for fear of their lives. the chat periodically comes alive during progressions in their relationship ('can't believe roz is whipped enough to move to OTTAWA, man!') and you BETTER believe it explodes after the fanmail video.

[nicothespy]

hello this took me… 18…. hours…. pls be kind

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[heartseeker]

[ankle-beez]

[ivviannaa]

the idea of the hollanov son being a goalie and hollanov daughter being a winger, and they TERRORIZE their junior leagues because the son can block anything shot at him and the daughter can weasel her way around anyone because they've had to adapt to playing against SHANE HOLLANDER and ILYA ROZANOV.

it's important to note that maybe ilya at first will play a little less seriously because those are his babies and shane what if i hurt them meanwhile shane is sparing zero mercy because ilya. their last name is hollander-rozanov. they HAVE to wreak havoc on their leagues. and wreak havoc they do! nobody likes playing them :)

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[sweetsdereese]

Grover has found himself in strange or dangerous situations simply because there was free food offered.

[anyataylorjoys]

The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

[seeveekat]

Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!

I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[snedic]

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

[c24c24]

Ilya after an Ottawa vs Boston game “Sorry boys, I can’t go out tonight. The old ball and chain wants me home.”

“…You mean Hollzy?”

“First of all, Shane would never chain me down, he picks me up he is the wind beneath my wings. He is the light of my life my moon and my stars. He doesn’t bring me down, he raises me up. Don’t you dare ever fucking suggest that again. I meant Cliff Marlow. We’re cooking him dinner.”

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive