Kiana Khansmith
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@actuallnorseviking
”decadens belongs to the romantics” i say, as i stuff my face with chocolate and drown myself in honey milk, while reading Oscar Wilde and listening to tjajkovskij, black ink smeared across my hand and a silk scarfe wrapped around my neck
Me *sitting on the sofa, wearing black high waisted pants and a white silk shirt, a black coat slung over my shoulders and a cup of tea in my hand, thinking about how to fight my gods*: Odin was a bitch and James Dean was queer
My mum: why are you like this
My brother *walking in wearing the exact same outfit, with the additional monocle, a glass of scotch in one hand and an old fashioned cigarr in the other*: like what
My dad: help
I’m reblogging my most famous post FOR ME and my bad self esteem days
I see it too and not because I’m in the same position with my feet tucked between the couch cushions as I type this.
Thanks, staff.
What a great time to reblog this
Benoit Blanc, absolute icon that he is, got out of the bath and put on a dress shirt and tie (and cuff links!) to do business at home, but then also added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he's at home.
"being in the military is hard" theres harder things. Like telling my mom she was wrong about something
this is the fastest i've gotten reblogs on a post...we are all really going through it with our moms huh
somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao
I know only three states of being: godless hubris, righteous fury, and hapless melancholia
How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?
This is how apparently
Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.
The swedes r like^
Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?
Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.
Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.
This wiki article is hilariously salty
STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?
Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:
There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.
But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)
Now this is Christmas.
I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.
no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat
no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.
men really don't get friendzoned as often as they think they do....son she doesn't even see you as a friend, you're guy #17 she's civil towards because she's scared he'll turn hostile any second.
So many men who think they’re friendzoned are actually just Creepy Coworker
Vi, immediately after meeting Caitlyn: I'm gonna do parkour. Keep up or die, rich kid. Here's some clothes that don't suck so fucking much. You insult my street food? You twat. You fucker. Pretend to be a prostitute. By the way do you like girls?
Really starting to question this whole “my mental health is getting better” thing after discovering that Achilles come down was my most played song 2021
Bakugou and Mt.Lady being shit cousins pt.2
a concept: Bakugou and Mt. Lady being shitty cousins with the pettiest arguments ever
complicated relationships with your parents are like. you cut up fruit and bring it to my room without me asking. i can't remember the last time you told me that you were proud of me. you told me i wasn't good enough for you but i'm not even good enough for myself. your hugs feel like coming home. i can't tell you anything that happens in my life. i doubt myself every day because of something you said to me when i was eight. would you like to hear about my day? please don't ask me about my day. i miss you even though you're in the next room. i wish we didn't live together. i've never loved or resented anyone as much as i've loved and resented you. are you okay? are we okay? are we ever going to be okay?
me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose
this is a lie im on the verge of tears
